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Started by Homer, June 21, 2010, 11:47:14 AM

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Homer

I has question again. 

When they assembly a new bike at the dealership (when they take it out of the crate), how much is there to do?
I assume:  mirrors, windshield, fluids.
But, what else? 

The reason I ask?  My front tire is on backwards. 

I've also taken it back for a cracked fairing and mangled taillight housing. 
Both cases were blamed on "heavy-handed factory workers".  But a tire?  Really? 

werase643

it's funny that people will accept poor quality control on a new vehicle
but will walk away from a used vehicle with a scratch
want Iain's money to support my butt in kens shop

romulux

Quote from: Homer on June 21, 2010, 11:47:14 AM
I has question again. 

When they assembly a new bike at the dealership (when they take it out of the crate), how much is there to do?
I assume:  mirrors, windshield, fluids.
But, what else? 

The reason I ask?  My front tire is on backwards. 

I've also taken it back for a cracked fairing and mangled taillight housing. 
Both cases were blamed on "heavy-handed factory workers".  But a tire?  Really? 

really backwards or the tread is backwards?
GS500K1

I don't know anything about anything.  Follow suggestions found on the internet at your own risk.

sledge

Someone in the plant has put or allowed the boot to go on arse about tit. Guess its gonna happen once in a while when the individuals concerned are faced with a mind-numbing repetative task that bores their fun bags off day in day out. Stands to reason they are going to start running on auto-pilot and drop the occasional bollock while fantisizing about knobbing the girl who works in the canteen.

Lets get all Zen/glass half full/empty for a minute. If this happens on average say once every 1000 hits but instead of you being the victim of a balls up you were the winner of a lottery/draw/raffle on the same odds you would be grinning from arsehole to breakfast......c`est la vie.

They have put it right, appologised and begged for redemption, not much else they can do and its doubtful you will get anything else on top........learn to live with it my friend and be at piece with the world.


Homer

Ken, stop being jealous. 

That's good zen.  I've been trying to keep that outlook. 
But, it's not just the tire, it's the entire wheel. 

Maybe my bike is supposed to hover?   :dunno_black:

the mole

#5
Some say he has achieved enlightenment through daily meditation. Others say he is just crosseyed from too much masturbation.
All we know is, he's called "The Sledge".

Homer.
I assume we're talking about a GS? If so, is the disc on the opposite side to the caliper?  :icon_eek:

pandymai

Quote from: the mole on June 22, 2010, 12:51:43 PM
Homer.
I assume we're talking about a GS? If so, is the disc on the opposite side to the caliper?  :icon_eek:

he sold his gs. he's actually talking about his new kawi versys..
and that IS pretty irritating to get something new and find random things like that.
rustbucket on wheels that go vroom vroom and stuff.

Quote from: Homer on July 08, 2010, 08:34:38 PM
If this freshershest-thread-ever gets spoiled by petty fighting, I'm gonna be so mad.  

burning1

A motorcycle is usually crated without the wheels installed. Fluids, batteries, wheels, mirrors for sure. Often, the bike will be test-ridden.

Homer

Owner of the dealership confirms it's not a hover bike.  
Or a disguised transformer.  
I'm still waiting for the broken fairing and taillight they were supposed to order last week. 
They also say the 600-mile recommended first service is bunk.  

Sport Cycles of Rockingham, NC. 

mister

Quote from: Homer on June 22, 2010, 01:45:26 PM

They also say the 600-mile recommended first service is bunk.  


And pretend you go with what They say. And do your fist service at the 4k mark. And maybe at 10K or 12K the bike develops an Issue. An issue that Normally would be covered under warranty. But looky look, you didn't do the 1st service - as recommended by the manufacturer. So you kiss you warranty goodbye. And you say, "Hey, but they said" and they say "No we didn't, we told him it must be done". You don't have it in writing from them, so no proof.

Ask them to put it in writing that the first 600mile service is not necessary so you can keep it with your warranty log book. See if they will do that. Somehow I doubt it.

Granted, services is a great way for a bike shop to make $$$ even if they are not selling bikes. So you'd think it would be in their interest to do it - unless it's supposed to be free in which case they won't want to do it.

Either way, I'd find a new shop to do your logbook servicing.

Michael
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

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werase643

Forsythe motorsports.....  Ricky (only)
want Iain's money to support my butt in kens shop

Homer

Quote from: mister on June 23, 2010, 03:26:24 AM

And pretend you go with what They say.

I know that already.  geesh.
I'm documenting my experience.  There's nothing I can do about it at this point, but maybe it'll help someone about to buy.   :dunno_black:
It's better than being ignored on the Versys forum.  Those guys barely know how to change sprockets. 

Syzygy

'02 GS500
'08 Ural Patrol

Homer


Syzygy

'02 GS500
'08 Ural Patrol

Worm

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That looks like my FSE's bike! Pretty sweet.
2005 Suzuki GS500F
K&N Lunchbox
20/65/142.5 jetting
Fenderectomy
Flush Mount Front Signals

hambonee

Love those Urals! Father in law has one.

Great bike if not a bit crude made.  :D

Homer

I'd like to have one of those before I'm 50.  Probably never will. 

Syzygy

It has its ups and downs.  I'm going from Los Angeles to Washington DC on it in August and I'm sure I'll have to do some roadside wrenching, but the payload is phenomenal, you go at a speed where you can really soak in the scenery and chicks dig it.  I promised myself that I would never use the sidecar for evil but now I'm head over heels for the first lady who had the gumption to climb in that thing from a bar.

Homer - I'm one of the younger Uralists out there but it's a good crowd.  Generally more conservative than I but they put up with me for the lulz I guess.

If anyone is actually interested in buying a Ural you have my support, for what it's worth.  The 2010s are relatively rocksolid (there was a bad shipment of rocker arms but the company got it taken care of reasonably well) and my '08 hasn't had anything happen that's disabled me, going on 15000 klicks (the odo reads in KMS!)

Mileage sucks
Top speed sucks

Friendships made are numerous and enriching
Chicks dig it.
You don't have to call giving a buddy a ride a 'homoboost.'

Peace,
Syzygy
'02 GS500
'08 Ural Patrol

Homer

Just heard that my great uncle sold his kick-start Harley. 
Diabeetus/old people tax or something.  So freaking mad about that. 

I just wanna take my dog with me.  Hardware store, groceries, junk like that.  Beat the bejezus out of it, then complain really loudly. 

Sounds like a fun trip.  I was just talking to my wife about doing the same, just a few hours ago.  Except in the opposite direction. 
From Raleigh, NC to Palo Verde Peninsula.
She won a vacation.  All expense paid, 5 days, 1 guest, on the company's dime. 
Sometime in October, if you wanna hang out.  Get a slushy or something. 

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