Quote from: Homer on June 25, 2010, 08:33:07 PM
I was thinking of making meth, like on Breaking Bad. 
But, nah...
Besides, you can make it in a soda bottle now, sitting on the toilet. 

Birch process meth sucks the conversion is wasteful tastes nasty when smoked and dealing with anhydrous ammonia is on my list of things not to mess with. I much preffered ephederine conversion via hydriodic acid using iodine and phoshorous, quick and easy and had a good taste when smoked. P2P meth was freaking awesome but complicated and difficult to get ingrediants and do for joe user cooking for their own personal stash.

Like I said a nice legal alternative would be awesome.

Matchbooks?

OK so kava kava is supposed to do what ?

I got this ridiculous back pain after the idiotic rear end accident this month. I am freaking dying ... Will kava kava do something ... and where in the world do I get the good stuff ?
Cool.
Buddha.

It's not gonna come close.
You'll just get pissed about wasting the money.  After drinking too much to see some kind of effect, and falling asleep until next Tuesday.

See a DO for a re-alignment.  Takes 10 minutes, tops.  
Two snaps and a pop, and he'll write a scrip for Vitamin V for the inflamed musculature.  
(Tell him Tylenol 3 screws with your ulcer, if he tries it.)
Costs money, but you're the one that didn't press charges cause she jiggled her boobs at you.  AGAIN.
Next person that hits me with a car's getting tazered in the face.  naughty place be d@mned.

And if you don't have insurance, well, go complain about Obama or something for a month.
Alternate hot and cold showers with a percussion massager, and have your wife Ace bandage you for support.  
And no sit-ups/crunchies for a month.  
Oh, wait.  

Edit:
Or weed. 

I looked for the boobs ... never found em, so I am pressing charges, takes time, lots of chiprotator treatment ... but still pain ...
Cool.
Buddha.

A second-hand rumor:  If you can prove your brakes were lit (inside of the lens will be black from the busted charged bulb, doesn't work with LED's), you can get her busted on criminal charges.  Attempted vehicular manslaughter or some long-worded nonsense. 

She needs to get "bust"ed - she needs to go to a silli-cone surgeon. Else she gonna be "WOIN" - woman only in name ... shhhhh dont tell the girls ... its said like "whine"

I dont have to bust her on nothing, the insurance co while they are dragging their ass "will have to get it taken care of" as per my lawyer ... and he should know, he has a big store down at the mall and charges 10 bucks an hour @ the law office/radio repair place.

Cool.
Buddha.

Quote from: The Buddha on June 30, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
She needs to get "bust"ed - she needs to go to a silli-cone surgeon. Else she gonna be "WOIN" - woman only in name ... shhhhh dont tell the girls ... its said like "whine"

I dont have to bust her on nothing, the insurance co while they are dragging their ass "will have to get it taken care of" as per my lawyer ... and he should know, he has a big store down at the mall and charges 10 bucks an hour @ the law office/radio repair place.

Cool.
Buddha.

i had farm bureau pull this when i got rear ended in 07 was draggin their ass. i calle dthem 2 mos later, and said " listen, you can either get your act together. or my attorney can get it together for you. ( said via voicemail.) they called and settled the next day