From a TVS, Sri Lanka, advert for their 150cc Apache bike....

"Be the guy your parents warned you about tomorrow. You'll be a parent. Party till dawn now. Soon you'll have to wake up at dawn for work. Give more lifts to girls. before the only thing you lift are groceries. Push your luck now. Soon. you'll be pushing a pram. Spend  your money now. Befor you have a wife doing it. Chase skirt now. Soon you'll be washing them. Do it all now. if you wait, you'll only get older. You're young today and you've got the Apache from TVS."

and it might even get better, as they go on to say....


"The fastest playboy in town who makes the girls jaws wide open. Await some heart accelerating, hair-raising reactions to the playboy looks, the cool digital meter and for the 0 to 60 kmph in 4.8 seconds performance."

There's nothing I can add to the latter!!!!!

Oh yeah. I'll  be one of the Playboys on this baby with 150cc of pure pulsating make-girls-wet motorcycles on the market. 

Michael

They arent lying it's all true

We all know size doesn't matter to the Playboy from Sri Lanka.  Thats why the TVS Apache is powered by a 147.5cc engine, which produces a peak power of 13.5 bhp at 8,500 rpm.  If this will leave all those girls with jaws wide open, imagine what they would do if the same Playboy were riding a GS500.

-Porkchop

Dude in SL and india, and most of asia you'd be riding along your gs500 at speeds where you're liable to be passed by a buffalo. Yup, people in bicycles will out run you and girls well ... buddha himself rode a 100cc 2 smoke that made all of 10 bhp on a good day and had a hot girlfriend (now wife).

Its a different life man, that is adequate - and size does matter. But they say, if you're going to live in an anthill, you better learn to imitate an ant.

Cool.
Buddha.