A pediatrician, a lawyer and a priest are on the Titanic that fateful night, as the ship is sinking the pediatrician say" Save the Children!". The lawyer says" f%$k the children!" and the PRIEST says " OOh think we have time?"

Alternate ending line for the priest: "Been there. Done that."

Quote from: adidasguy on January 20, 2011, 12:06:41 AM
Alternate ending line for the priest: "Been there. Done that."

Or "I call shotgun!"

What does a 14year old virgin in Virginia say the first time she has sex and loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, your'e crushing my cigarettes.

Quote from: bettingpython on January 22, 2011, 06:42:47 AM
What does a 14year old virgin in Virginia say the first time she has sex and loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, your'e crushing my cigarettes.

Well around here we call it Vaginia - y'know like "vaginia is for lovers".

Cool.
Buddha.

I called it naughty place. their residents kinda get a lil put off by that lol 

Hmmm Wet naughty place is just to the North.

Quote from: Jughead on January 23, 2011, 08:16:43 AM
Hmmm Wet naughty place is just to the North.

Wonder how far wet naughty place, is fromblue ball PA? 

Just a Taint to the South.

Hmmm theres a horneytown in NC,a big beaver, and a climax in PA that would be in a days drive, and youd be wore out when you finished. but have a  Eh?

Hmmm Horneytown NC. I'll have to look that one up one Day.

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on January 25, 2011, 12:33:41 AM
Hmmm theres a horneytown in NC,a big beaver, and a climax in PA that would be in a days drive, and youd be wore out when you finished. but have a  Eh?

There's more beaver in PA than you realize. Beaver Falls, Beaver County, South Beaver, a local hardware store called Busy Beaver,  golf course called Beaver Run, Community College of Beaver, etc.

I live around the corner from Black Beaver Dr, and Brown Beaver Rd...

That's not a tasteless joke, I think it tastes like chicken. Smells like fish but tastes like chick.
Cool.
Buddha.

Well, Mickey and Minnie mouse are getting a divorce.
The judge looks at Mickey and says I can't grant a divorce on the grounds of her being crazy.

Mickey says: I didn't say she was crazy I said she was flucking Goofy!

And that is from the mind of a high person thank you very much

Mary

Quote from: Toogoofy317 on January 25, 2011, 05:00:29 PM
Well, Mickey and Minnie mouse are getting a divorce.
The judge looks at Mickey and says I can't grant a divorce on the grounds of her being crazy.

Mickey says: I didn't say she was crazy I said she was flucking Goofy!

And that is from the mind of a high person thank you very much

Mary

What is a "high person"?

Michael

She's on painkillers and lots of 'em!

Man, I miss popping 8-9 vicodin per day.  Almost makes me want to go hurt myself so I can get some good drugs......

Quote from: spc on January 26, 2011, 12:57:11 AM
She's on painkillers and lots of 'em!

Man, I miss popping 8-9 vicodin per day.  Almost makes me want to go hurt myself so I can get some good drugs......

Ah, cool. I though, "high" as in "Superior" or some jibble.

Michael

ohhh back in the day, before doc flaked, i was on em too. ( locating new doc but takes time lol) but i rem. mary telling this joke before.
anyways heres some more jokes. ( hell i think i jacked my OWN thread. a moment in gstwin.com history Eh?


A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f%$k your brains out, and suck your fun bags dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."



The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."



How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Quote from: Jughead on January 23, 2011, 08:16:43 AM
Hmmm Wet naughty place is just to the North.

You wont believe it, but I know one guy round here who says wet for west. I am not sure if he would say Vaginia for Virginia though, but he says "hunnery" for hernia.
Cool.
Buddha.