Need electronical genius dude/ette

The Buddha · February 03, 2011, 12:29:26 PM

Title says all.
Cool.
Buddha.

Unsane · February 03, 2011, 04:48:36 PM

I am a qualified mechanic and auto electrician... possibly not a genius but relatively switched on

what do you need?

adidasguy · February 03, 2011, 05:17:04 PM

That title leave a lot to the imagination. Like saying "I need to get laid" - so many options there

Jared · February 03, 2011, 06:34:28 PM

You have to wire the Flux Capacitor in parallel.

adidasguy · February 03, 2011, 06:43:11 PM

Do that AFTER you do a series continuity check for cross capacitance leakage or your underwear will disintegrate.

madjak30 · February 03, 2011, 07:57:59 PM

Quote from: Jared on February 03, 2011, 06:34:28 PM
You have to wire the Flux Capacitor in parallel.

That must be to smooth out the clipping from the photon rectifier...so that the power delivery is smoooooth...

Later.

yamahonkawazuki · February 04, 2011, 02:29:31 AM

that is AFTER you top off teh blinker fluid reservoir with flatulence

The Buddha · February 04, 2011, 06:58:22 AM

Quote from: Unsane on February 03, 2011, 04:48:36 PM
I am a qualified mechanic and auto electrician... possibly not a genius but relatively switched on what do you need?

K you're getting PM.

The other clowns that posted here get a dope slap - each.
Cool.
Buddha.

Jared · February 04, 2011, 08:19:01 AM

Well ask your question damnit....

and Just in case ...polarity doesn't matter with nipple clamps....So I hear....

The Buddha · February 04, 2011, 08:25:15 AM

Well I bet you've never gone out with Ileen, and the reason she leans is that one side is much heavier than the other.
Cool.
Buddha.

scratch · February 04, 2011, 11:15:23 AM

...Or, Ireen, the asian version...

madjak30 · February 04, 2011, 11:35:25 AM

Now you have to watch out for the "PC Police"...

What's all the "electronical" hubbub about?

The Buddha · February 04, 2011, 12:48:43 PM

Quote from: madjak30 on February 04, 2011, 11:35:25 AM
Now you have to watch out for the "PC Police"...

What's all the "electronical" hubbub about?

Modding a cd player and was hoping to get someone to give me some intelligence on this vs that type fet/transistor combo.
Cool.
Buddha.

yamahonkawazuki · February 05, 2011, 03:49:49 AM

Quote from: The Buddha on February 04, 2011, 06:58:22 AM
Quote from: Unsane on February 03, 2011, 04:48:36 PM
I am a qualified mechanic and auto electrician... possibly not a genius but relatively switched on what do you need?

K you're getting PM.

The other clowns that posted here get a dope slap - each.
Cool.
Buddha.

OOOOHHHH threaten me with a good time whydoncha

yamahonkawazuki · February 05, 2011, 03:53:06 AM

Ohh thats easy. modify it by wiring a testicular transducer in parallel, with a pair of breasts wired in series, coupled to a nodular resistor . if you dont, your 8 track player will short out and play cd's, via the atari console

madjak30 · February 05, 2011, 07:13:32 PM

You got it a little wrong...not the atari, it played memory cards...must be your Sega Dreamcast...that was cd's...

Later.

yamahonkawazuki · February 05, 2011, 09:40:54 PM

Quote from: madjak30 on February 05, 2011, 07:13:32 PM
You got it a little wrong...not the atari, it played memory cards...must be your Sega Dreamcast...that was cd's...

Later.

But with teh parallel testicular transducer, a,d the series wired breasts, it also has the side effect of making our beloved gs500 think its a hayabusa as well

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Need electronical genius dude/ette