http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iz1lupKuCc&feature=related

the Suzuki commercial at 2:07 is priceless!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYueWRtBZ9U&feature=related

LMFAO @ teh commercial. i got pulled over once, i was a smartass that day, i tied a dog leash to handle bar ( 3 years ago) got pulled over cop asks,  how fast you think you were going?, i said around 105-110 ( on my 97 gs), he was like :O, i then said kmh. then he goes nuts about the leash.

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 09, 2011, 09:03:37 PM
LMFAO @ teh commercial. i got pulled over once, i was a smartass that day, i tied a dog leash to handle bar ( 3 years ago) got pulled over cop asks,  how fast you think you were going?, i said around 105-110 ( on my 97 gs), he was like :O, i then said kmh. then he goes nuts about the leash.

That's awesome, I think you just inspired me to be a smartass one day

Quote from: ragecage23 on February 09, 2011, 09:29:34 PM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 09, 2011, 09:03:37 PM
LMFAO @ teh commercial. i got pulled over once, i was a smartass that day, i tied a dog leash to handle bar ( 3 years ago) got pulled over cop asks,  how fast you think you were going?, i said around 105-110 ( on my 97 gs), he was like :O, i then said kmh. then he goes nuts about the leash.

That's awesome, I think you just inspired me to be a smartass one day

my best one tho. (the trainer cop knew me, as a bit of a smartass sometimes) recruit cop pulls me over. Trainer is with him. cop asks me if i had anythign in the vehicle they should know about ( in my ol crown vic), i faked a well shaZam! im caught look, and said yes sir, ive got a substantial amount of coke in teh trunk. ( picked up 36 2liters of coca cola. ) recruit goes nuts, like happy trainer looks at me like " you bein a smartass?, i look @ him like yup. i hand the new cop the keys, he opens trunk, i dont hear nothign for a bit, then comes back around i hear a few words, and "smartass!" , i smile

Oh my God that's hilarious.

One of my friends did that, but he said that he has a crap load of pot in the trunk...trunk gets opened and there are gardening pots in the back.

Quote from: ragecage23 on February 11, 2011, 09:26:05 AM
Oh my God that's hilarious.

One of my friends did that, but he said that he has a crap load of pot in the trunk...trunk gets opened and there are gardening pots in the back.

its like driving down road, and drinking a coke while said coke is in a paper bag, ( like beer) you WILL get stopped. OR and this WILL get you hassled,and can be pricy but you WILL win. you go to a head shop. ( where you buy ahem "tobacco" smoking pipes), and let a cop see you smoking tobacco out of it. as long as you NEVER EVER had "herb" or anythign illegal in it, can be proven via testing, then theres no paraphernalia charges or charges of anykind

Few more ouchy but so funny ;DDDDDD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4kUMH024Bs&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H36gBKm-5s&feature=fvwrel

You know it's time to give up riding when you can't control a scooter...

ahhh, that reminds me of my MSF course there was a few girls in the class. Most everyone wanted a Harley when they finished when Paco our instructor came to this one little latino lady she was 5'1" On a good day he asked her what bike she intended on getting after the class. I'm getting a Busa she exclaimed my BF already put down the payment for it. Well needless to say she couldn't pass the course on the little "elite" scooter they gave her. She dumped that poor scooter six times! Just the thought of her sitting on a busa made me feel bad for it!

Mary

oh God...what a horrible boyfriend...putting a down payment on her coffin like that.

Quote from: Toogoofy317 on February 22, 2011, 12:30:16 PM
ahhh, that reminds me of my MSF course there was a few girls in the class. Most everyone wanted a Harley when they finished when Paco our instructor came to this one little latino lady she was 5'1" On a good day he asked her what bike she intended on getting after the class. I'm getting a Busa she exclaimed my BF already put down the payment for it. Well needless to say she couldn't pass the course on the little "elite" scooter they gave her. She dumped that poor scooter six times! Just the thought of her sitting on a busa made me feel bad for it!

Mary

I would imagine that it'd be harder to pass the MSF course on a scooter than an actual bike. A lot of the exercises are done at very low speed, and being able to control power to the wheel via the clutch would make it easier than trying to do so on a scooter (every scooter I've ridden didn't have a clutch lever). Just saying.

Quote from: k.rollin on February 22, 2011, 04:39:59 PM

Quote from: Toogoofy317 on February 22, 2011, 12:30:16 PM
ahhh, that reminds me of my MSF course there was a few girls in the class. Most everyone wanted a Harley when they finished when Paco our instructor came to this one little latino lady she was 5'1" On a good day he asked her what bike she intended on getting after the class. I'm getting a Busa she exclaimed my BF already put down the payment for it. Well needless to say she couldn't pass the course on the little "elite" scooter they gave her. She dumped that poor scooter six times! Just the thought of her sitting on a busa made me feel bad for it!

Mary

I would imagine that it'd be harder to pass the MSF course on a scooter than an actual bike. A lot of the exercises are done at very low speed, and being able to control power to the wheel via the clutch would make it easier than trying to do so on a scooter (every scooter I've ridden didn't have a clutch lever). Just saying.

Yeah but all the other considerations make a big difference.

That looks like a GS at 56second into the first video. It's hard to tell though.

I get doing stunts on a bike. What I don't get is doing stunts in jeans and a t-shirt on a highway. I mean really.

Quote from: tt_four on February 22, 2011, 08:22:24 PM
That looks like a GS at 56second into the first video. It's hard to tell though.

saw dual headlights but yeah looked ALOT like one.

Quote from: PachmanP on February 22, 2011, 10:39:52 PM
I get doing stunts on a bike. What I don't get is doing stunts in jeans and a t-shirt on a highway. I mean really.

Exactly. Gear up and go to an empty parking lot. If you fall ok, at least you wont get run over by a truck, because you will fall.

first video...2:40...so awesome.

I just don't understand what's "cool" about these guys. To me, the majority of them just look like plain idiots. This is why non-riders have such contempt for riders, they see goobers like this cruising/crashing down their local streets. 

P.S- that suzuki commercial was awesome! 

Quote from: jserio on February 23, 2011, 11:06:43 AM
I just don't understand what's "cool" about these guys. To me, the majority of them just look like plain idiots. This is why non-riders have such contempt for riders, they see goobers like this cruising/crashing down their local streets. 

P.S- that suzuki commercial was awesome! 

yeah it was. and many times ive found myself in sits like that. thinking ISNT it time for a motorcycle? 

Quote from: ragecage23 on February 22, 2011, 01:03:56 PM
oh God...what a horrible boyfriend...putting a down payment on her coffin like that.

Can you think of a better way to get rid of a girlfriend who has no sense?