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Everyone's buildin a bobber, then they want a 200% profit on their POS

Started by The Buddha, May 02, 2011, 10:48:57 AM

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adidasguy

He's been trying to sell this hideous thing for a year. How could you do that to a perfectly good GS500?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/2440054115.html


ryott52

Quote from: xunedeinx on June 15, 2011, 01:49:24 PM
What would be cool is the opposite...

Put a 1200cc Harley EVO engine into a sport-bike frame.

HUGE low end torque, tons of aftermarket, and simpler then a pile of shaZam! to work on.

Oh, and debadge the sonofaBuddha Loves You, there's enough Harley branding to last the world the next thousand years all ready.

Yamaha did that with their Road Star engine, shame they don't import them to the states though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamaha_MT-01
"Look at life early as a serious matter. Life is hard, it does not pamper anybody, and for every time it strokes you it gives you ten blows. Become accustomed to that soon, but don't let it defeat you. Decide to fight."

The Buddha

Quote from: adidasguy on June 15, 2011, 03:39:32 PM
He's been trying to sell this hideous thing for a year. How could you do that to a perfectly good GS500?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/2440054115.html



Yea hideous transformation ... but I am 100% biased - somehow a 89-00 gs body still sends chills down my spine.
A beautiful 89 with a beautiful stock body in that pearl white ... man is that cool or what.

Somehow I cannot get myself to like a 01+ ... that tail section just rubs me the wrong way.

Cool.
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ryott52

"Look at life early as a serious matter. Life is hard, it does not pamper anybody, and for every time it strokes you it gives you ten blows. Become accustomed to that soon, but don't let it defeat you. Decide to fight."

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: ryott52 on June 15, 2011, 03:47:19 PM
Quote from: xunedeinx on June 15, 2011, 01:49:24 PM
What would be cool is the opposite...

Put a 1200cc Harley EVO engine into a sport-bike frame.

HUGE low end torque, tons of aftermarket, and simpler then a pile of shaZam! to work on.

Oh, and debadge the sonofaBuddha Loves You, there's enough Harley branding to last the world the next thousand years all ready.

Yamaha did that with their Road Star engine, shame they don't import them to the states though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamaha_MT-01
theyre in canda though
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neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

xunedeinx

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 15, 2011, 06:24:09 PM
Quote from: ryott52 on June 15, 2011, 03:47:19 PM
Quote from: xunedeinx on June 15, 2011, 01:49:24 PM
What would be cool is the opposite...

Put a 1200cc Harley EVO engine into a sport-bike frame.

HUGE low end torque, tons of aftermarket, and simpler then a pile of shaZam! to work on.

Oh, and debadge the sonofaBuddha Loves You, there's enough Harley branding to last the world the next thousand years all ready.

If the rear end didn't look like a dolphins tail with two assholes, thatd be really sweet.
Yamaha did that with their Road Star engine, shame they don't import them to the states though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamaha_MT-01
theyre in canda though

bill14224

Quote from: adidasguy on June 15, 2011, 03:39:32 PM
He's been trying to sell this hideous thing for a year. How could you do that to a perfectly good GS500?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/2440054115.html



He painted it since the pics were taken.  But he lies because he says he's 6' 4" and enjoyed the bike thoroughly.  Where did he put his legs while riding it?  I'm 5' 9" with a 30" inseam and this bike has JUST ENOUGH leg room for me, and not an inch more.  He lies!
V&H pipes, K&N drop-in, seat by KnoPlace.com, 17/39 sprockets, matching grips, fenderectomy, short signals, new mirrors - 10 scariest words: "I'm here from the government and I'm here to help!"

mister

Quote from: bill14224 on June 19, 2011, 11:00:12 AM
Quote from: adidasguy on June 15, 2011, 03:39:32 PM
He's been trying to sell this hideous thing for a year. How could you do that to a perfectly good GS500?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/2440054115.html


He painted it since the pics were taken.  But he lies because he says he's 6' 4" and enjoyed the bike thoroughly.  Where did he put his legs while riding it?  I'm 5' 9" with a 30" inseam and this bike has JUST ENOUGH leg room for me, and not an inch more.  He lies!

I'm 6'2 with a 34" inseam and I find the bike comfy. I wouldn't have put over 40,000km on it if I hadn't.

Quote from: The Buddha on June 15, 2011, 11:38:08 AM

And look @ this moron -

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcd/2440162540.html

The funny part is -  No title because they didn't issue titles back then and it's never been registered.

Really ... wow ... this was made before titles huh ... so when was that ... 1901, 1902 somewhere in there ?

Cool.
Buddha.


"I don't have time for this project so I'm selling it..."

Translation: I am unable to get this thing registered cause I don't have the title so would now like to make my problem someone else's problem and exchange an unregistrable POS for a roadworthy registrable bike in good condition.

Michael
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bill14224

I stand corrected.  If you're 6' 4" you obviously have more flexible knees than me!  I need every inch this bike has!
V&H pipes, K&N drop-in, seat by KnoPlace.com, 17/39 sprockets, matching grips, fenderectomy, short signals, new mirrors - 10 scariest words: "I'm here from the government and I'm here to help!"

ryott52

"Look at life early as a serious matter. Life is hard, it does not pamper anybody, and for every time it strokes you it gives you ten blows. Become accustomed to that soon, but don't let it defeat you. Decide to fight."

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: adidasguy on June 15, 2011, 03:39:32 PM
He's been trying to sell this hideous thing for a year. How could you do that to a perfectly good GS500?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/2440054115.html


thats not the oringal engine. they were silver from early 97 onwards
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

ryott52

He could've painted it though, to go with that godawful paint job.
"Look at life early as a serious matter. Life is hard, it does not pamper anybody, and for every time it strokes you it gives you ten blows. Become accustomed to that soon, but don't let it defeat you. Decide to fight."

cbrfxr67

"Title to what? A box of parts?" -mister

I've been missing out.  This thread about made me fall out of my chair laughing. 
"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

The Buddha

OK fine I admit it, after someone pointed out how a lot of these Idiots call their bikes "Custome" - I satrted searching for it in addition to Bobber and see what turned up ...

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/2450513166.html

OK pretty much there aint no bobber and so wha tis the big point you ask ... OK yea here it is ...



1. 1985 Honda CMX250 Rebel. Wrecked in rear. No title. Parts Only. <------------- 250 rebel with the frame bent like a backrest from the pics and no title.

2. 1977 Honda CB750k. Custome Flames on tank. Minor damage. Best of the group. <------- Best of this bunch but look @ this bunch - not saying much at all, and title ?

3. 2000 SUZUKI LS650P SAVAGE. Lost N.C. title. Duplicate title. No key???  <-------- So is there a title or not ?

I bought all three of these at the same time, so they are for sale as a whole or in parts. ONLY $4000 for all..

Thanks for looking.

The Kicker ... "ONLY $4000 for all"

Lets see, 4K if these 3 were in good condition and had titles is a stretch. The savage and the rebel would be ~2500 together. The Honda may or may not bring in 1500. That is in good condition. These 3 $400 is a stretch.
Cool.
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yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: The Buddha on June 21, 2011, 10:02:19 AM
OK fine I admit it, after someone pointed out how a lot of these Idiots call their bikes "Custome" - I satrted searching for it in addition to Bobber and see what turned up ...

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/2450513166.html

OK pretty much there aint no bobber and so wha tis the big point you ask ... OK yea here it is ...



1. 1985 Honda CMX250 Rebel. Wrecked in rear. No title. Parts Only. <------------- 250 rebel with the frame bent like a backrest from the pics and no title.

2. 1977 Honda CB750k. Custome Flames on tank. Minor damage. Best of the group. <------- Best of this bunch but look @ this bunch - not saying much at all, and title ?

3. 2000 SUZUKI LS650P SAVAGE. Lost N.C. title. Duplicate title. No key???  <-------- So is there a title or not ?

I bought all three of these at the same time, so they are for sale as a whole or in parts. ONLY $4000 for all..

Thanks for looking.

The Kicker ... "ONLY $4000 for all"

Lets see, 4K if these 3 were in good condition and had titles is a stretch. The savage and the rebel would be ~2500 together. The Honda may or may not bring in 1500. That is in good condition. These 3 $400 is a stretch.
Cool.
Buddha.
hell parting it out would be idjits best bet. even then 4k is a stretch
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

The Buddha

I know a few pushy amway dudes who tag a "just" in front of anything and it makes it sound easy. Like "Just make millions" and you'd be good. Or the more common "Just become big in amway". I once told them, yea, I'm "just" curing cancer, right after that is complete I'll just do that.
Its only $4000 ... yea.
Cool.
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bill14224

Quote from: The Buddha on June 22, 2011, 07:02:26 AM
I know a few pushy amway dudes who tag a "just" in front of anything and it makes it sound easy. Like "Just make millions" and you'd be good. Or the more common "Just become big in amway". I once told them, yea, I'm "just" curing cancer, right after that is complete I'll just do that.
Its only $4000 ... yea.
Cool.
Buddha.

I was stupid enough to let Amway cult members into my life not once, but twice.  The second time I thought they may have changed to something more legit as 15 years had gone by.  They insisted Amway had changed.  They lied, again.  It's still the same pyramid scheme selling way-overpriced merchandise you can buy at any discount outlet for a fraction.  The whole business model still makes no sense.  It is limited to your ability to rip-off your friends and family and your ability to convince others to do the same.  All these years later I cannot fathom how Amway survives to this day.  I suspect there must be a connection between Amway, Scientology, and Jehovah's Witnesses, although I've never actually established any connection other than they are all hypocrites who sell lies in a very passionate fashion.  They all prey on human emotion, which is very sinful in my book.
V&H pipes, K&N drop-in, seat by KnoPlace.com, 17/39 sprockets, matching grips, fenderectomy, short signals, new mirrors - 10 scariest words: "I'm here from the government and I'm here to help!"

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: ryott52 on June 21, 2011, 07:54:16 AM
He could've painted it though, to go with that godawful paint job.
i doubt it. perhaps an engine swap.
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

The Buddha

Moron du jour

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/2459554094.html

OK so what is the moron-ness in that ad -

Suzuki GS500 Great to make a Bobber/Chopper/Street Fighter NO TITLE Runs & Rides Great! $350 O.B.O. <------------ ah ha ... choppers, bobbers, and street fighters dont need TITLES ... yea I get it, great.

Cool.
Buddha.
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