Quote from: bill14224 on July 29, 2011, 03:25:18 PM

Quote from: ojstinson on July 25, 2011, 06:06:04 PM
My all time favorite warning label was the one on the kids superman costume: "Warning, cape does not enable user to fly".

I believe it was in response to an actual case of a child who was killed jumping off a 4 story balcony wearing a red cape and believing in it's aeronautical capabilities.

I once leaped off my uncle's dresser with a towel pinned to my back (with much urging from my older sister, guess who pinned the towel to my back?) pretending I was Mr. Terrific. (horrible show, but hey, I was 4!)  I fell short of my target (his bed) and hit my head on the solid maple footboard.  Took an hour for the bleeding to stop.  It explains a lot, doesn't it?  The rest is history!

had a squid moment on west yourk st in west chicago where i lived. was on my first bicycle. no actually it was borrowed. anyhoo was standing on seat after building up speed. i look to left. where friendsd/cheerleading squad are. i dont see car in front.  i hit hood of car 1. bite tongue half off. fly over car 1, anbd bounce off of hood of car 2.  a cure for stupid shaZam! like that? is when doc has to suture tongue back together.  and liquid foods for several days thereafter

I keep getting these zits on my tounge, the thing is I then bite em in my sleep and make it a huge painful deal.
The tounge doc wanted to slice off a pie shaped piece off it. WTF. A buddha without a tounge is no buddha at all. I learnt to stop cheweing it in my sleep, the zits and the pain are now waaaaaay down.

Cool.
Buddha.

Quote from: The Buddha on July 30, 2011, 05:36:27 AM
I keep getting these zits on my tounge, the thing is I then bite em in my sleep and make it a huge painful deal.
The tounge doc wanted to slice off a pie shaped piece off it. WTF. A buddha without a tounge is no buddha at all. I learnt to stop cheweing it in my sleep, the zits and the pain are now waaaaaay down.

Cool.
Buddha.

but the buddha can post random weird shiite sans tongue lol

Wonder if any kids drowned pretending they were Marine Boy?

Don't recall any labels on gum saying not to chew and then try to breath underwater. 

Michael

Warning label on a pair of girly leather motorcycle pants (that I did NOT buy):

Warning: Not protective wear. 





Uhhhhhh...I don't wear armoured leather motorcycle pants to look good!