All you have to do is walk into your local Suzuki dealership dressed in lime green and fuscia and jump up and down clucking like a chicken. They are promising to give you a free motorcycle after being released from the mental instutition.    

Happy 4-1-04 everybody.

:guns:*April Fool*

Obvioulsy the bike shop owner here didn't get the notification from Suzuki Motors.  Hell, he didn't even have a 500 in stock. Although I suspect he was lying to me and saving the bike for a more favored customer.

After completing the necessary ritual all the tight-wad SOB did was ask me to leave and pretended he didn't understand. At first I played along, you know, sort of  wink..wink. However, after about 5 minutes he was pissing me off.

"Look buddy", I said, "I performed ,cluck, cluck, and now, cluck, cluck, you gotta cough-up the bike."

Then he started copping an attitude, you know, like I was asking for a DL1000 or something. Well after another minute or so things got ugly (he threw me in the street after I urinated on the showroom floor).  I think there is a restraining order in my future.

That's the last time I buy oil or cotter pins from that bast*rd.

Quote from: Von VesterThat's the last time I buy oil or cotter pins from that bast*rd.

Thats right VV, don't take that sh*t.  

Quote from: WrencherAll you have to do is walk into your local Suzuki dealership dressed in lime green and fuscia and jump up and down clucking like a chicken. They are promising to give you a free motorcycle after being released from the mental instutition.    

Happy 4-1-04 everybody.

It's true!  I got into my outfit, did the chicken dance, and they told me there was a GS500 waiting out in Phoenix for me  :mrgreen:  Somebody going by the name of Wrencher is supposed to sign it over...