A cop pulls over a motorist then asks: Your eyes are red, have you been "smoking"? She asks: Your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

How do you know a motorcyclist is happy? He's got bugs in his teeth.

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OK blonde joke ... and since I am not sexist ... well read on.

Blonde guy to blonde girl: Quick take off your panties I am so horneeee ....
Blonde girl: Sorry I didn't wear panties today, see ...
Blonde guy: Ooooo man that's so disappointing, OK tommorow wear panties and we can do it.

Cool.
Buddha.

joke of the day.
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