Beautiful day - for once - here in the Land of Oz, so I'm out for a decent fang and I'm taking her up to the 9s in third and it was magic and then I booted her up to fourth and what a CRAP gear change THAT was...found a big bunch of neutral...sorry bike, so sorry, all my fault. Still a nice sunny day, though

I understand each of those words individually but not put together in this manner...  could mister or aussiegs translate this for us yanks??  I think Buddha now has some competition for "the most uncomprehensible posts" title   

-Jessie

Say what? 

On a beautiful day, which in Australia this time of year is rare, he decided to take out his motorcycle for an enthusiastic ride. He was getting around 55.9 mph when he upshifted into fourth gear. It did not engage all the way, and his fun was prematurely ended by a gearbox stuck between third and fourth, essentially neutral. i am sorry for doing this to you, Ms.Bike, so sorry. Regardless of the shitty gear change, the sun still shone down on him happily while he frantically apologized to his bike.

Pretty close for a yank, eh?

Quote from: xunedeinx on February 16, 2012, 09:01:15 PM
On a beautiful day, which in Australia this time of year is rare, he decided to take out his motorcycle for an enthusiastic ride. He was getting around 55.9 mph when he upshifted into fourth gear. It did not engage all the way, and his fun was prematurely ended by a gearbox stuck between third and fourth, essentially neutral. i am sorry for doing this to you, Ms.Bike, so sorry. Regardless of the shitty gear change, the sun still shone down on him happily while he frantically apologized to his bike.

Pretty close for a yank, eh?

Haha couldnt have said/translated it better myself

What a bottler of a translation, xunedeinx, yer a lttle beauty an we'll be pleased to buy ya a beer when ya get down here for a hol. 

Quote from: noworries on February 16, 2012, 09:48:52 PM
What a bottler of a translation, xunedeinx, yer a lttle beauty an we'll be pleased to buy ya a beer when ya get down here for a hol. 

Just, please, if we hit the pub, call it beer, not piss.

I'll die laughing, than get my ass kicked and thrown to the angry abo that lives behind the place.

Wow, I've only had false neutrals while downshifting..never while upshifting... 

Can someone explain why the OP needed a translator? LOL

His Australian and Americans can't speak Australian. And well make it a bar with a tittie girl, and you should no you'll be right just don't tip your glass upside down.

Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 16, 2012, 10:15:59 PM
His Australian and Americans can't speak Australian. And well make it a bar with a tittie girl, and you should no you'll be right just don't tip your glass upside down.

Why would I tip my glass upside down, all my beer will fall out.

I tend to drink my beer, thank you very much!

Quote from: xunedeinx on February 16, 2012, 10:19:33 PM

Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 16, 2012, 10:15:59 PM
His Australian and Americans can't speak Australian. And well make it a bar with a tittie girl, and you should no you'll be right just don't tip your glass upside down.

Why would I tip my glass upside down, all my beer will fall out.

I tend to drink my beer, thank you very much!

He means after you have drunk the beer. Do NOT put your glass on the bar upside down or you will not be able to drink beer for a while.

Oh, may I ask why?

Thats usually the sign of "I need a refill please"

Quote from: xunedeinx on February 16, 2012, 10:36:53 PM
Oh, may I ask why?

Thats usually the sign of "I need a refill please"

Because you may end up in hospital being fed through a tube when someone tries to shove that empty glass up your ass.
Here it means you want to have a fight with everyone at the bar.
I learnt this when I did it once about 20 years ago. lucky for me I knew the owners and they set me straight.

Quote from: codajastal on February 16, 2012, 10:46:16 PM

Quote from: xunedeinx on February 16, 2012, 10:36:53 PM
Oh, may I ask why?

Thats usually the sign of "I need a refill please"

Because you may end up in hospital being fed through a tube when someone tries to shove that empty glass up your ass.
Here it means you want to have a fight with everyone at the bar.
I learnt this when I did it once about 20 years ago. lucky for me I knew the owners and they set me straight.

Ouch, thanks for the info. I assume a glass shoved up the rear side may hurt, but maybe I should ask ms.Paris Hilton if it does...

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LMAO

You could probably carve "brooks was here" in her rectum while you did.

False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"

Stupid toilets.

Quote from: xunedeinx on February 17, 2012, 09:09:32 AM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"

Stupid toilets.

Stupid clocks!

Quote from: mister on February 17, 2012, 03:36:23 PM

Quote from: xunedeinx on February 17, 2012, 09:09:32 AM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on February 16, 2012, 11:57:18 PM
False neutral FTW in a spirited ride " translation from the side of the world where the toilets flush in a clockwise direction"

Stupid toilets.

Stupid clocks!

Stupid Paris Hilton.