Hahahaha,    Got ya!   

Already searched and read through some good flame wars.    It was entertaining to say the least. 

Think ill got with baby oil,  always makes my ski so smooth, its bound to work in the bike!!

I've had excellent results using the slippery kind that comes in quart size plastic bottles----come to think of it I think I have even seen it in much larger containers. Hope this has been helpful,  let us know how it worked out for you-----pictures please.

Costco has stuff in large containers. There's even gallons (maybe 5 gallons) of oil that's supposed to have an "extra virgin" inside!

They have oil wrestling down here at the local gentleman's club.  I'll ask Trixie and Montana what they think.

Bound to be slick enough for our 1989 engine.

Quote from: adidasguy on June 22, 2012, 10:40:48 AM
Costco has stuff in large containers. There's even gallons (maybe 5 gallons) of oil that's supposed to have an "extra virgin" inside!

mine didn't come with any!!! and it made my bike smell like french fries, not sure what i did wrong 

Crisco works the best 

Screw the oil, where's the Milk question?

Michael

Oil inside the bike is best.
Oil outside is not so good, but it can help with mad drifting.

I drink Organic 1%   

im slightly lactose intolerant and the organic milk wont give me gas....so thats what i drink

I was told that the best two things to go organic in are, Milk and Beef! 

No you doofus. You do NOT drink Milk it goes in the handlebars. EVERYONE knows this. Sheesh!

What bottles can I use to put milk in and what kind of milk should I use for under my foot pegs

Slips  don't make me slap you...

Milk doesn't go in bottles it goes on the handlebars.

Under your pegs is where you dangle sinkers on some fishing line

Anyone thought of milk in the frame?

Quote from: slipperymongoose on June 23, 2012, 10:51:58 PM
Anyone thought of milk in the frame?

milk will spoil over time....better to use unsweetened tea, or stale beer

Never ever let beer go stale, if you let beer go stale you have failed as a man and should do the honorable thing and kill yourself

on that note, watch 2:40 on of this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaeKrqJJqm0#

I've already got my milk in my handlebars (I'm a 2% kinda guy), but I'm having a hard time finding headlight fluid, anyone know a good local brand? 

Oh, and I mentioned my chicken strips to a buddy of mine and his girlfriend turned around, looked right at me and asked, "How do you eat chicken strips while riding your motorcycle?" 

Almost forgot.......for the ultimate in power increase, add a few purple powerbands 

I also added a little dirty dishwater in my rear tire.....It helps keep me planted while railing turns........

I sell my chicken strips to KFC

But I am looking for an alternate lube for my muffler bearings. Think I might try Castrol Marine grease when next they are due for lubing.

How often do I service my rotator splint?