Quote from: Janx101 on July 09, 2012, 02:59:50 PM
The rodent like creatures in parliament house ain't gophers ?!

Well .... Live and learn I guess 

Nope, they're leeches. Or... Vampires as in this story of "Vampire World" which circulated the internet many years ago about a society run by politicians vampires who lives off the fruits of other people's labor and who would gradually increase their labour force / more govt workers ranks who also lived off the efforts of non-vampires. Each time they increase their ranks they needed to suck more out of the non vampires. This situation could only be sustained by breeding non vamps faster than vamps were being created - and they created more of themselves quite fast. Blah blah blah.

Michael

¿lol?

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on July 10, 2012, 10:44:46 PM
¿lol?

Is that like Spanish for lol

#5052

Yama is back! I knew he wouldn't stay away just because one person got their panties up their crack.

Ever see that? A fat person where the seat of the shorts goes into their butt crack? I think their butt is eating their shorts.

Quote from: adidasguy on July 10, 2012, 11:27:08 PM
#5052

Yama is back! I knew he wouldn't stay away just because one person got their panties up their crack.

Ever see that? A fat person where the seat of the shorts goes into their butt crack? I think their butt is eating their shorts.

i have seen that. and wished i hadnt.

Years ago I was at church. And as we stood up the lady in front of my had he dress caught right up her crack so I leaned forward and pulled it out. She spun around and slapped me.

The following week she was in front of me again. And again when she stood up her dress was right up her crack. The guy next to me leaned forward and pulled it out, but I knew she didn't like that kind of thing so poked it right back in again... that's when the lights went out.

Michael

Quote from: adidasguy on July 10, 2012, 11:27:08 PM

Ever see that? A fat person where the seat of the shorts goes into their butt crack? I think their butt is eating their shorts.

Nope, not eating. Fat people's bodies are smart enough to know that eating can only be done through the mouth...however, it might be the additional gravitational pull from their ass that causes the shorts to be sucked in (like a black hole).

Yup, I said it...pun intended.

Quote from: jdoorn14 on July 11, 2012, 04:47:22 AM

Quote from: adidasguy on July 10, 2012, 11:27:08 PM

Ever see that? A fat person where the seat of the shorts goes into their butt crack? I think their butt is eating their shorts.

LMFAO quoting for  posterity
Nope, not eating. Fat people's bodies are smart enough to know that eating can only be done through the mouth...however, it might be the additional gravitational pull from their ass that causes the shorts to be sucked in (like a black hole).

Yup, I said it...pun intended.

Quote from: Kijona on July 04, 2012, 09:07:33 PM
Lol...nobody would vote for me I see. Not even Coda...damn. *goes to cry in a corner*

I'll vote for you!

After me, of course..

#5057

For your ammusement:

O....M....G...... there needs to be a law, to cinch shirts down. crack kills

Quote from: adidasguy on July 11, 2012, 10:00:43 PM

I can't decide how to respond to this...so many possible jokes...so, pick your favorite.

A. Now that's a big squid. 
B. Um, when did you take this? Sorry, next time I'll pin my shirt to my shorts. 
C. Is his exhaust touching the rear wheel?  And how many snacks did he stuff in the cargo pockets of his shorts?
D. "Oh shaZam!, is this the exit that has the Hardees? I better get over."
E. He was hot, so he untucked while riding to get more air flow through the crack.

The ultimate in rider protection.... human leather.

Michael

Quote from: mister on July 11, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
Years ago I was at church. And as we stood up the lady in front of my had he dress caught right up her crack so I leaned forward and pulled it out. She spun around and slapped me.

The following week she was in front of me again. And again when she stood up her dress was right up her crack. The guy next to me leaned forward and pulled it out, but I knew she didn't like that kind of thing so poked it right back in again... that's when the lights went out.

Michael

you were at church?

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on July 12, 2012, 07:50:17 PM

Quote from: mister on July 11, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
Years ago I was at church. And as we stood up the lady in front of my had he dress caught right up her crack so I leaned forward and pulled it out. She spun around and slapped me.

The following week she was in front of me again. And again when she stood up her dress was right up her crack. The guy next to me leaned forward and pulled it out, but I knew she didn't like that kind of thing so poked it right back in again... that's when the lights went out.

Michael

you were at church?

Oh yes.

And something else you'll find hard to believe... I have even sung in choir in church during a full mass.  AND, I even sang in Latin!!!!!!! 

Michael

Quote from: mister on July 12, 2012, 09:46:54 PM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on July 12, 2012, 07:50:17 PM

Quote from: mister on July 11, 2012, 12:04:24 AM
Years ago I was at church. And as we stood up the lady in front of my had he dress caught right up her crack so I leaned forward and pulled it out. She spun around and slapped me.

The following week she was in front of me again. And again when she stood up her dress was right up her crack. The guy next to me leaned forward and pulled it out, but I knew she didn't like that kind of thing so poked it right back in again... that's when the lights went out.

Michael

you were at church?

Oh yes.

And something else you'll find hard to believe... I have even sung in choir in church during a full mass.  AND, I even sang in Latin!!!!!!! 

Michael

not hard to believe my friend