Waking up at 4:00 to come to work on a Friday after already working over 40 hours. Only to sit around and do absolutely nothing. At least it pays the same.

Quote from: ojstinson on August 30, 2012, 02:56:16 AM

"Gina Rinehart telling the average person to go out and work so they can be like her. What  is that a fat family hating verbally abusive and incoherent cow that inherited all her fortunes?"

Gina is a lovely lady and one that everyone should strive to emulate, put in the hours and you to could take over a mining empire.


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I'm sorry did I read that right? A lovely lady? Can I borrow your drugs? They appear to be quite powerful and fun.

Passengers who don't put the pegs up when they get off.

People who say "don't judge" - don't they realise they are passing judgment to tell someone not to judge?

You post a joking comments then some 3rd party decides to go through the joking stuff and get all technical pointing out factual errors (though it was a joke) and dredges up all kinds of pusillanimous stuff for unknown reasons.

Hint: When its a joke - leave it be.

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Politicians like Romney who take facts out of context and proclaim that to be the absolute truth. Oh, wait, he's a Mormon. They do that all the time with the bible.never mind - we expect that of him.

Politicians who brag they give 1/10of their income to the church but won't disclose their tax returns because, making millions every year, probably can't justify giving  the church hundreds of thousands of dollars a year so diclosing the tax returns would reveal he is a "sinner" and not giving "tithes" as he proclaims.

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People who post annoying things using a really long run-on sentence that goes  forever and ends up repeating stiff in the run-on sentence but for some  reason just keeps on going. 

Amen to the Joke comment, frogs are for dissecting, jokes are to laugh at---or not.

ermahgerd, a berch threard 

Politicians - already done but worth repeating and not so petty either.

People who sip in and out of traffic, from one lane, across multiple lanes, back again, only to finally advance one or two car spaces and gain all of 2 or 3 seconds at highway speeds.

People in automatic cars who drive with their left foot on the brake, thus indicating their brake lights.

People who cook hideous smelly food in the lunch room - fish heads, strong garlic, etc.

Women who pile on so much smelly stuff the stench would overpower the worst smelling fish market (Oh, is that why they do it? LOL)

And if a guy does it - well - that's just not right.

Probably going to have lots of people disagree with this, but: Axe body spray and the like. Any brand/'scent', they're all about the same. Cheap chemical smelling 'deodorant' that doesn't do anything but cover up or combine with any smell that's already there.

The perfume section at the department store. I cannot breathe walking through there. I need to hold my breath before entering, keep it held and release once I get to the other side. I don't understand how they can work in that area.

Michael

Wrench sets that skip 18mm and 16mm ---- spark plug size.

"friends" that use your email to sign up for newsletters for pee pee enlargement. It was funny the first three days and 42 emails, now my phone goes off every hour.

Oh, and Ann Romney. I'm not usually for violence towards women but something about her makes me want to put Chris Brown on her. It has nothing to do with lame policy, it's just looking at her.

And while I'm at it. "most" hybrids. Those that have been through Charlottesville, VA will attest to every self-righteous stuck up {insert completley politically incorrect term here} driving a f%$king Prius getting in the way of every person that has somwhere to be be. I swear, if it was up to me, there would be a device that, every time you put the keys into the ignition, a hand modeled after Chuck Liddell would come out of the wheel and punch them in the throat. I know this will offend someone....

People who can't understand how round abouts work. Seriously its a four way give way sign with a big circle to slow you down and fit more cars through the intersection faster.

While I'm on roundabouts. People who continue to indicate right while driving straight through.

People who drive out on me while I'm going round the round about and then FREEZE right in front of me. UGGG!!!

Agreed on the roundabout. I live in Oklahoma and we only have a few downtown that I'm familiar with. I love them. So much fun on the bike.

I have actually been to the UK and Scotland some of those seemed kind of intimidating. Something like 4 lanes deep.

The "magic round a bout" in Swindon would fuk most drivers around here.

there were a few in ontario. driving a 24ft box truck with an 18ft trailer was fun to say the least

When driving on a multi lane highway. You are in a lane coming up to two slower cars on the next lane over. Just as you get there, the back car decides he needs to pass and pulls into your lane instead of the vacant one to his other side

Two items that annoy the crap out of me:
1.) Other people's pets.
2.) Other peoples trees.

I work hard to insure that I am seldom (hopefully never) a burden to anyone else on this great planet.
My property, my vehicles, my kids, my pets, and yes, even my damn trees should never upset you in any way.
Which leads me to this...

1.) Most pet lovers I have dealt with are bung holes.
They invariably seem to be blind to fact that "their" pet (and related excrement) should be on "their" property at all times.
My clean, quiet, well trained dog will eat your stupid pet if it comes over the fence line. You've been warned!
Same goes for your ill behaved, crooked toothed kids. Yeah, my dog eats kids too.

2.) A tree, especially a large tree requires a lot of maintenance to stay healthy. If you are too stupid to understand that statement, I have a beautiful Stihl MS-362 that can be used as a great training aid.
Below is a shot of me helping (cough-cough "training") a neighbor to understand why "he" should rake his own leaves in the Fall.



Timber!!! See, problem solved.
Now, send me your kids & pets for similar "training".

-Ej-

  applause for EJ! .. thats a good one bro!