Quote from: slipperymongoose on September 05, 2012, 07:14:41 PM
Nie have just voken up! My eyes are barely open. BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN!!!!!!

you are doomed. only way to consume vital organ is to release the heated grips. thou art doomed

Jeez Slips...
It seems your anti Beamer fan club follows you to whatever thread you post in. 

They may despise your very existence but you now have movie-star status.
People all over the message board are talking about the Aussie guy with the heated-grip Beamer.
  Nice! 

Finally I'm an Internet celebrity 

Quote from: slipperymongoose on September 05, 2012, 10:08:14 PM
Finally I'm an Internet celebrity 

Umm......... no.......... you are just a tool

Beemer jeliousy

love these troll threads. when its original intent was to flame harley riders, and turns intoa beemer bash lol

Harley's are so crap

i'm not beemer bashin! ... i'm just shitstirrin slips!  ... some of the BMW bikes are quite good.... if anyone ever wants to give me a go on a s1000rr for example ... i will be pleased to test it out. 

its the "holier than thou/champagne sippin/puffery and snobbery" of a lot of the BMW riders .... they grow out of it eventually and return to almost normal people.... but while the fever rages theres no reasoning with them.... its easier to make friends with a lactose intolerant she-bear after she's broken into the ice cream freezer! ..

only thing worse than bmw OWNERS .. is CARAVAN/RV/WINNEBAGO owners!! ... you never want to even make eye contact with that lot! 

I acknowledge the existence of other bikes it's just I'm still drooling over my bike, hence I don't need to wash it lol.

yer.... but that was a pre-existing drooling issue wasn't it?! ...

this might help http://www.elderdepot.com/customer/product.php?productid=2422&cat=&page=1 

Quote from: slipperymongoose on September 06, 2012, 12:11:25 AM
Harley's are so crap

got as many miles out of my hd as my bmw. 276, and 278 respectively.  go figure. for being such crap. theyve both held up quite well

What gets me is the stigma that they are touted as the best bikes in the world when clearly there not.

you go slips!... you try and drag it back on topic!! ... 

i've just realised ... theres only one thing that really makes a BMW'er feel insecure .... its Harleys! ... hmmm... interesting ...  and so the  will start ... BMW fears the Hogs!...

why would this be? 

BMW. ¿big massive wussy?

Funny that I feel very secure on my BMW even when I crashed it I stayed upright. Same cant be said for Harley's. I wonder if they discovered abs yet?

c'arn slips!! ... up there cazale and all that ... you drag them hogs out on the firepit!! 

V twin belt drive ain't got nothing on parallel twin chain drive!

buuUUUUURP!!... thats the 5th can of redbull gone.... 

c'arn Yama ... back at him!! ... he's slurrin the legend!! ... into it! 

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The LPW crew shows up, tramples the topic, and then use the hijacked thread as a tool to beat the stuffing out of Slips with.
Seems to be a trend.

Dw im tough ej I can ride in a stuff breeze with complaining. Actually a stuff breeze blew me a bit yesterday and I thought might be a good idea to sit on the seat instead of stand and keep a hand on the bars