I need a gubbamint job, bad.

I am perfect for a job @ FDIC, SEC, the Fed reserve, Comptroller of the currency, IRS or any of those other bureaucrats that are bean counters on steroids combing through terabytes of data looking for which little old guy father of 7 that worked all his life paying bills and putting kids through school ... yea we need to find that he instead of writing out a check for $121 back in 1991 wrote it for $112 and we nail his arrrr$$$3333.

Yes I want to be that creep. So please lay it on me, how do I go get me a gubbamint job. Yea need to be federal gubbamint, state ... unless it is NC or SC I am out.

Cool.
Buddha.

www.irs.crap

Why do you hate america?

Quote from: PachmanP on October 03, 2012, 08:05:35 PM
Why do you hate america?

me or buddha?, myself i dont. buddha is just being himself lol.

I work for provincial govt, dose that count?

Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 08:22:49 PM
I work for provincial govt, dose that count?

well since your other toy has fun bags, then yes it counts   

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 03, 2012, 08:44:06 PM

Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 08:22:49 PM
I work for provincial govt, dose that count?

well since your other toy has fun bags, then yes it counts   

Not sure what this means but in response all I have to say is. Clinton licks beavers

Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 09:13:09 PM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 03, 2012, 08:44:06 PM

Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 08:22:49 PM
I work for provincial govt, dose that count?

well since your other toy has fun bags, then yes it counts   

Not sure what this means but in response all I have to say is. Clinton licks beavers

was copying your line below avatar. didnt noticet*ts was edited lol.

I know what you were doing, just side t see relevance to post. I was confuzzled

Quote from: Higgins13 on October 03, 2012, 09:22:20 PM
I know what you were doing, just side t see relevance to post. I was confuzzled

good point my friend. really no relevance. ( unless i made it up in my twisted mind lmao)

Dont make me come down there you 2 ...

Anyway, the gubbamint is hiring people to mow the yard when the building is burning down.
So I am looking for a job doing that.

Cool.
Buddha.

Quote from: The Buddha on October 04, 2012, 05:01:53 AM
Anyway, the gubbamint is hiring people to mow the yard when the building is burning down.
So I am looking for a job doing that.

Sure, because you're guaranteed to make double your current salary & benefits while doing 1/3 the work because there are three other people who also do your same job functions. One for me, too, please.

Quote from: jdoorn14 on October 04, 2012, 06:59:32 AM

Quote from: The Buddha on October 04, 2012, 05:01:53 AM
Anyway, the gubbamint is hiring people to mow the yard when the building is burning down.
So I am looking for a job doing that.

Sure, because you're guaranteed to make double your current salary & benefits while doing 1/3 the work because there are three other people who also do your same job functions. One for me, too, please.

Not quite more $, However considering that I have been unemployed a few months every year maybe it is more $ ...
1/3rd the work ... I'd almost bet its nearly 100 times the work, cos as soon as I leave one of my previous jobs, the work I did there almost immediately gets deleted. I will bet the job I left last week, they have deleted everything I did and most of the junk that was failing before I got there has started failing again.
Cool.
Buddha.

im the guy with the black pen and small little book where your information goes...sometimes i leave you a present 

www.usajobs.gov


thats your federal system for jobs.. regardless of what system (federal/state/local), it takes weeks / months to get a job, so place high on the reserve list and hope for the best... and for the feds, be ready to accept a position anywhere, even alaska....


M

What the good guy said. USAJobs is your best bet. And you can choose the location that you would prefer.

I contract with DoD,  I no joke got paid (well) to sit and do absolutely nothing other than fix the occasional stripped screw, for five months straight. There is definitely a problem but I got to pay my bills

Quote from: TheGoodGuy on October 04, 2012, 10:54:40 AM
www.usajobs.gov


thats your federal system for jobs.. regardless of what system (federal/state/local), it takes weeks / months to get a job, so place high on the reserve list and hope for the best... and for the feds, be ready to accept a position anywhere, even alaska....


M

Yea feds are that way, I've done that ... lots of applied, some rejects some I got past the initial application stage ... so I guess over the next many months ...
Cool.
Buddha.

Quote from: TheGoodGuy on October 04, 2012, 10:54:40 AM
www.usajobs.gov


thats your federal system for jobs.. regardless of what system (federal/state/local), it takes weeks / months to get a job, so place high on the reserve list and hope for the best... and for the feds, be ready to accept a position anywhere, even alaska....


M

All the jobs i have seen and people that have gotten hired (Federal/DoD) it was a 6-8 month process. Be prepared to wait and wait and oh yeah...did i say wait. Im sure there are some that take less, but this seems to be the norm. It just takes time to route and process all that paperwork!

I seem to have got the rejects rather quickly.
Cool.
Buddha.