No I am making catatonie

Gotta love Cats 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gy0EkpIdj8

Quote from: Bear on October 31, 2012, 11:03:14 PM

Gotta love Cats 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gy0EkpIdj8

LMFAO Love the sound track

I still giggle when i hear it 

 

Picture of my cat that the wife took that she captioned:

funny but not as good as the first one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJxj4L_0otM&feature=related

Quote from: Bear on November 09, 2012, 03:40:15 PM
funny but not as good as the first one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJxj4L_0otM&feature=related

Most of that was a kitten attacking a ball. I want my time back. False advertising. Drift cats BS that was.

How To Give A Cat A Pill

1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from under chair. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take a new pill from foil wrap. Cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse in from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between the knees. Holding front and rear paws, ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make a note to buy a new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set aside for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with it's head just visible from beneath spouse's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force cat's mouth open with pencil and blow down straw.

9. Check label to make sure that pill is not harmful to humans. Drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with spoon, flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for last tetanus shot.  throw t-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call the fire department to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid  cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from garage. Force cat's mouth open with small trowel. Push pill into mouth followed} by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Get spouse to drive you to emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop by furniture store on the way home to order a new table.

15. Arrange for vet to make house call.

Stitch Kitty loves tuna and salmon sashimi.

Bahahaha ... Ahhhh geez my guts hurt Mister!!! .. That's hectic funny right there! .. My family currently thinks I've gone nuts! .. Bahahaha 

Statistics about cats killing and being serial murders

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill

the old cat i had since 1999 i nicknamed dahmer. there is a reason we dont have too many rabbits around the home ( but theres bound to be a stash of rabbit heads somewhere  ). finally got dammit to be a mouser

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/the-other-side/cat-poo-contains-a-common-bug-that-may-be-controlling-your-mind/story-e6frfhk6-1226532097725


Domestic cats harbour a common parasite that works like a mind control drug and may rewire the part of the brain that makes you frightened or horny


Are you a cat person? Maybe it's time to consider getting a dog.

A parasite, Toxoplasma gondii, hangs out in cat poo and can easily infect humans – in fact up to half of us may already be infected with it. One biologist who has the parasite said he would recklessly walk in front of cars.

If your immune system is weak the parasite – which is also sometimes present in uncooked meat - can start to mess with your head and make you take stupid risks, and infected people even have higher rates of schizophrenia, anxiety and depression.

Previous research has found it affects men and women differently; that it makes men ignore rules and be more introverted, while it makes women more outgoing and obedient.

In cats it works to make cat urine more attractive to rats, luring rodents closer to their feline foes.

Research released today in the Public Library of Science online journal has shown just how the creepy little critter gets from the cat litter into your brain and starts to affect your behaviour.

It turns out the parasite hijacks human immune cells to travel around the body, and increases the release of gaba-Aminobutyric acid (GABA), which can cause your brain to go a bit haywire.

Researcher Antonio Barragan, from the Swedish Institute for Communicable Disease Control, said the discovery of how the parasite moves around was "surprising".

"For Toxoplasma (the parasite) to make cells in the immune defense secrete GABA was as surprising as it was unexpected, and is very clever of the parasite," he said.

"It would now be worth studying the links that exist between toxoplasmosis, the GABA systems and major public health threats."

Earlier this year, Czech biologist Jaroslav Flegr told The Atlantic he suspected his mind had been taken over by parasites.

He wasn't dismissed as crazy, and gradually his theories are being bolstered by science.

He says the bug may kill as many people as malaria, and suspects other scientists don't want to investigate further because there is "strong psychological resistance to the possibility that human behaviour can be influenced by some stupid parasite".

"Nobody likes to feel like a puppet," he said.

His research found infected men were more likely to get about in rumpled clothes, to ignore rules, and to be oblivious to other people's opinions, while infected women were more outgoing, trusting, and rule abiding.

There are blood tests available for Toxoplasma.

 
I have no idea what Coda wrote - too much to read this late at night but so glad this thread is now active again.

And I thank Stitch kitty for a mouse Wed. morning and a bird Thursday morning. He can't go shopping for Christmas presents so he does what he can and I appreciate the effort.


And dogs make people dress them in people clothes. carry them around like their children (how many people just can't leave their dog at home?) and make them pick up poop in baggies.

Better to be a cat person. At least cat people use a litter box scoop rather than picking it up warm with a plastic baggie.

My cat poops outside, but I have a problem with her

She really only kills lizards on occasion. How can I get my cat to:

1) murder more and
2) murder larger fauna?

Quote from: gsatterw on December 31, 2012, 12:52:57 AM
My cat poops outside, but I have a problem with her

She really only kills lizards on occasion. How can I get my cat to:

1) murder more and
2) murder larger fauna?

1. Catch rodent
2. Bath rodent in tuna juice
3. Trap cat and rodent in a small room with no way out. Don't let cat out until rodent is dead, than praise cat with treats.
4.repeat until cat is a serial killer.