QuoteI'm switching to snake oil.

Way ahead of you, brother. I've been using rendered Shi-tzu oil for years. Smells great on a hot day.

Been using whale blubber for a while too it's great stuff. Blue whale is best. I usually wear my baby seal vest when I change my oil too.

You guys afucked in the head. You should be smarter than that.

The best is really a mix of day old kitten eyes mixed with pureed hummingbird strained through a chipmunk. To strain take icepick and make several holes in said chipmunk, is very important to get a live intact chipmunk for this as a roadkill victim doesn't have the same effect. Next, mix with panda semen (how you aquire this is up to you, I prefer the forced copulation method) and heat to 327.3 °F. When cool it's ready to use.

Crisco baby!!!!

Starts right up.  Cranks like a mofo though....Reernt cha cheernt cha cheernt....

My cousin Fat Mike used to run cooking oil in the crankcase of his 350cid Chevy Nova.
That was one quick car!





Just sayin'
Perhaps cbcanada can give it a try. 

Quote from: Electrojake on November 16, 2012, 07:05:23 PM

NIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCEEEEEEE

Was Fat Mike's car called Greased Lightning ?

Quote from: codajastal on November 16, 2012, 11:05:32 PM

NIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCEEEEEEE

The car, and Fat Mike are long gone.
He wrecked it backing up!
That's right. He was driving down a local street at about 30MPH and a friend yelled to him as he drove by. He stopped, put the car in reverse, and sped backwards down the narrow street wit other cars parked on both sides of the street.
He went way too fast (backwards), lost control, and wrecked the Nova.
He also did an amazing amount of damage to several other vehicles that were parked along the road too.
It's the same cousin Mike of mine that wrecked my KZ400.   

I could produce an entire thread on "Cousin Mike" and the damage he has caused over the years.
But ah, what the hell, he's family.
-Ej-

So.... you will accept from a family member what you would not accept from a stranger?

Interesting.

No-one gets a pass from me - family or not.

Michael

Good ole family. Now back to milk is anyone doing the permeate free stuff? How does it handle the vibes?

Pasturised, homogenised and permeat free. Works a treat.

Oh yeah but permeate free is the new kid on the GS block

Quote from: mister on November 18, 2012, 11:47:08 AM
So.... you will accept from a family member what you would not accept from a stranger?

Interesting.

No-one gets a pass from me - family or not.

mister...
You're cool!
Many of your one statement posts can instantly end a thread.
Or seed an entire new one.