Hmmmm ... (Researching JB's posts .... He always seemed to have a certain flair for jimmies and the rustling of) ... Hmmmmm indeed... Interesting

could always sign john up for some jimmie rustling sites

I have chosen a different method  ... Dissemination of information using misinformation ..   

btw ive figured out the person in johns avatar i believe is anne. ( his wife. the cofounder of this wonderful site. until john broke it. now were jsut a huge disfuctional family of postwhores. long may we reign

Quote from: peteGS on January 25, 2013, 05:09:19 AM
You want... that's the duck's guts... or the bee's knees...

See, takes an Aussie to get it right 

I fear this is more like how John is at the moment...

No no no you wombat!! ... Ducks and bees are positive

Jimmies is hacked off!

gaah dont bring lorena bobbit into this. i didnt hear jhn talk about that particular operation 

It seems Addy is now getting into the Fun part of the Forum. 

Welcome Addy. We goof off and do all kinds of "this is so not serious" stuff in these here forgotten parts.

Gladwrap on cat door is cruel, but funny.

also a sock on cats head. mean as hell ( glad i dont do that anymore. dammit is like a son to me lol) also in hte mean as hell category, a LIGHT chip bag clip. maybe an oz or 2, clipped onto the loose hairs on cats tail. cats DISLIKE anything clamped onto their tail. or tape. nowadays or from here onwards, i treat my cats like children.

Actually, the clip on the back of the next has been shown in videos by vets. It doesn't hurt them. That's where their mom grabs them to carry them. That's how cats can be safely picked up if necessary.

Some of the videos are very interesting. They call it "How to turn off your cat". It helps vets with an unruly puss so they can examine and treat it.

And chickens get a belly run to turn them off.

Quote from: mister on January 26, 2013, 12:04:59 AM
It seems Addy is now getting into the Fun part of the Forum. 

Welcome Addy. We goof off and do all kinds of "this is so not serious" stuff in these here forgotten parts.

Gladwrap on cat door is cruel, but funny.

Well, I just got tired of some people beatching at me for no apparent reason and decided to just post away with some inspiration from Yama. AND I have found HUNDREDS of cat GIF's so I'll just keep posting cats. If anyone complains about cats (or anything) - MORE CATS!

I assume that's belly rub mister....... And it's nonsense!!  .... I rubbed a chicken up and down my belly once and the bastard went berserk!!   

That's a cool one Addy! ... Bruce Lee walking cat!! Bahahhahah

Quote from: adidasguy on January 26, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
Actually, the clip on the back of the next has been shown in videos by vets. It doesn't hurt them. That's where their mom grabs them to carry them. That's how cats can be safely picked up if necessary.

Some of the videos are very interesting. They call it "How to turn off your cat". It helps vets with an unruly puss so they can examine and treat it.

yup the cats go essentually limp. i was referring however to applying said clip to tail. in my younger days. i am grateful that i refuse to be that mean anymore. i rescued dammit from a bad hosuehold. they would sling that cat. by its tail. these people were friends of mine. i said WERE. i took that cat at gunpoint. well not drawn. but visible. this cat is mental. it however looks at me like im its parent. it follows me wherever i go in house. damn thing is weird though.he will lay down behind me while im sitting in the office chair. and fall asleep. not wise when im gassy. im slowly bringing this cat out of his mental state he was in. he weigs now 14lbs. of muscole. there is no fat on this cat anywhere. but he makes a good shiatsu massager. if its my flanks due to kidneys or my sciatic nerve. or my leg muscles. he knows where to put the claws.

Reckon he is 'buffing up' for a eventual payback to the PO's? ... Lol.... It's good you stepped in for him ...   

Put some margarine on my cats paw - the top. He looked at it like WTF, flicked his paw a million miles and hours - like you know how they shake their head So very fast. Marg went flying. He licked the rest off then went and licked the marg off of where it landed.

How in the hell did this thread turn into a CAT THREAD?

...Adidas! I bet you're behind this...

Perhaps, my pretty.....
Rustling his "jimmies" yet?

Soon the master of the board will reach overload on cats and explode in to a rain of litter upon the peasants.
Rustling his "jimmies" yet?

Who the hell cares, Kijonas. Not like you play here anymore anyway. Well, maybe to pop in and leave four word sentence messages and then split again. So the cats are welcome. 

Seems we have rustled Kijona's jimmies. That's one down and 45,978 to go.....

...and the battle shall continue