Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 24, 2013, 03:00:42 AM
Your behind the times there janx the buttons you describe are long outdated

Oh sorry .. Thought I was using a reference you QLD types would relate to.... Ummmm ... How about pushing buttons like a pokie machine... I know there's lots of them up that way!

Don't knock it made 300 bucks last week

Quote from: slipperymongoose on February 24, 2013, 04:27:56 AM
Don't knock it made 300 bucks last week

.... I see ..... Yeah the chronics always only tell you how they made a win 'just before' ... 

Just one of the reasons I don't miss my ex from 11 years ago ... Silly woman was addicted to pokies... It's worse than booze!

Yeah I have the occasional flutter

Yeah addicts always call it occasional.

Time before that was a few months ago. I chuck 10 bucks in and spin away till its gone or I make more than 10 bucks.

Addicts always bs too. Tell you how little they do it...

Seems you know a lot about addicts, a little too much

eh eh!!.. he can give that pink lemonade up anytime!!!.. he just doesnt want to!!

It's ok. The kids can have cereal for dinner.

Cereal!!!! .. (sniff) Luxury!! ... back in my day we would have loved cereal for dinner like you nobs!... but nooooo .. we 'ad to 'ave a rummage around in dumpsters!!... looking for anything left in the pet food tins! ... i remember one christmas was fantastic though .. our Trevor grabbed a can that a large Rat was still inside!.. he slapped a broken plate across the end of the can and we held it there with old roast meat strings ... took it home and straight into the oven!! .. lovely it was!!.. Oh aye.. our whole family had steamed Rat all the way from christmas to new years!! .. the smaller children looked much better after a week of fattening!! .. them were the days....................

sorry but i have to laugh!! we went from an oil thread to rat on a stick!!!
i do like this forum more and more everyday! thanks guys, always a good laugh after a crapy day at work.

Oil threads always seem to spiral down into some very weird off topic banter. You think it would discourage people from posting them but no. 

Quote from: oldmech on February 24, 2013, 06:50:04 PM
sorry but i have to laugh!! we went from an oil thread to rat on a stick!!!
i do like this forum more and more everyday! thanks guys, always a good laugh after a crapy day at work.

Rat in a can TYVM!!! 

Rat on a stick was for camping holidays.... well i say holidays.... really it were for when our dad 'ad the bailiffs after 'im for 'is latest sheep 'borrowing' caper .. we used to find some very clean water rats under the old bridge outside the village limits!! ... 

Quote from: oldmech on February 24, 2013, 06:50:04 PM
sorry but i have to laugh!! we went from an oil thread to rat on a stick!!!
i do like this forum more and more everyday! thanks guys, always a good laugh after a crapy day at work.

... but i thought we had solved the question by post #5 .. Stevo's comment .. 

you are correct!! just commenting/complimenting on the rest of the entertaining commentary. 

Rat pie.
rat stew
Mashed potatoes with just a hint of rat. Well, alright, it's all rat no spuds.

Tell that to kids of today and they don't believe ya...

Quote from: mister on February 24, 2013, 07:44:39 PM
Rat pie.
rat stew
Mashed potatoes with just a hint of rat. Well, alright, it's all rat no spuds.

oh aye!.. there goes Nobby McNob of Nobbiness Hill ... nobbing off again about his nobby bloody spuds!! ... what a nob!!

Knobs of corn with rat innards. Just like mum used to make.