Quote from: Zookmang on September 02, 2013, 01:38:26 AM
Makes me irate when a taxi or a hirecar swerves from the far right lane across two lanes into the bus lane with no indicator on, almost killing me and honking me for it.. and when people merge into you in the merging lane with no indicator on... and when people lean on your car or brush against it on their way past... bastards...

Sadly this crap is far too common with today's drivers ... texting, speaking and all sorts of crap while driving ...
I'd put a cell jamming device in any vehicle, or write some code into the cell towers, if the stupid phone is moving more than 5mph disconnect the bugger.
10 times in the last 2 weeks atleast, I've honked @ people for sitting there after the light has gone green ... honked for drifting into my lane ... one genius with a tiny little kia in front of me drifted into the right lane where there was a massive F350 modded to be a work truck, complete with those locker cases, and that entire thing was a bright red. How did she not see that ... 100 other POS like this.

Cool.
Buddha.

Aint that the damned truth. was watching a carrier documentary ( uss nimitz) anyhoo fighter pilot said " you climb into the cockpit, you lose 50% of your brainpower" this happens in cars too. put the phones down or pull over.

i wish i had more knowledge on this whole U.S./ Syria deal going on, but i get frustrated too easily and dont always agree with the presidents ideas

Quote from: The Buddha on September 04, 2013, 09:56:19 AM

I'd put a cell jamming device in any vehicle, or write some code into the cell towers, if the stupid phone is moving more than 5mph disconnect the bugger.

noooooo!! .. what about Jason Statham in Cranked?! .. if he had lost his cell phone coverage while having to race around everywhere then  we might not have got to the end of the movie!! 

Drivers are the worst.  I was riding by guy in a super jacked-up truck [just ridiculous] and due to traffic he's jockeying lanes and we keep overtaking each other.  The thing that killed me is he's making these jerking maneuvers in a 2-story house without using his turn signals.  And to top it of he's a pro-fisherman and has his name on the tailgate of his truck...  I wanted to send him a letter telling him to use his @#!*$& turn signals or to publicly shame him with a website or something, but I forgot his name within a couple of blocks.  But the lack of appropriate turn signal usage is really infuriating to me.

The other thing that I've been noticing A LOT lately is people with burned out tail lights.  And since I'm on the bike I want to get out or ride next to them at stoplights and tell them because that stuff can get dangerous.  Everyday I spot at least one burned out tail light.

The other thing that kills me is people that let two or three car lengths build up in front of them before they even take their foot off the brake, and then I see them waving their free hand around because they need to express themselves while they talk on their phone or to their passenger.

to john, and the powers that be. although my main stomping ground is here. if you want to see spam, and how bad it can be, cruise over to gopednation. and pretty much pick a thread. I know mods and admins are busy folks, but they literally don't give a sh*t
heres ONE thread. almost 90% of them have pages of this tripe
http://www.gopednation.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340925

I have been looking for Uggs cheap.  Thanks!

  ... thats .... thats not even like 'lost in translation' ... that fool cant even get from one end of the sentence to the other without switch in 5 different concepts!! ..

thats even more spam than this!! .... maybe even 10 of these!!

If it werent for the occasional needing goped parts or information, id abandon that place. it is really that bad. other than scooterwiki and places like that theres nothing. cept for billetboards. ( or something of the like

No Sir. Do not abandon this thread.
It has proved (several times over) that I am NOT the biggest idiot here.
Maybe the oldest idiot here, but certainly not the biggest.

And a rant you say??? OK, let's start a fire...
I'll hacksaw off my exhaust system (loud pipes save lives), install one of those engine killing grit-sieve K&N filters on my air box,
(an air box that probably already has a bunch of 1/2 inch moron-holes drilled in it anyway), then run some exotic and blindingly over-priced synthetic racing oil in the crankcase.
I can then I'll top it all off by installing a "racing" oil filter that shows a torque curve chart on the box promising an extra 10% power at 9 million RPM.
Did I forget anything...
Remove the turn signals?
Hack off the fenders?
Run ridiculously over-sized tires?

Yea ... you lower the bike so stuff scrapes the paint on the road, stend <- Yes that is the spelling "stend the arm" 3 feet, run a rear tire that is 3ft wide, so you need to have an idler pulley on the swingarm pivot and have a second counter shaft to power it, and say the bike is more aerodynamic cos yo ushaved the turn signals and mirrors and replace all the bolts with spike head bolts, and ... yes lets not forget, the ridiculous side mounted licence plate ...
Its one of those ... lets drop 40g in this bike right here doing all possible sheiete to it ... and ... uh-oh ... we forgot it needs to carry a license plate ... OK lets slap that on right here ... Yea OK.

Cool.
Buddha.

Exactly Sir!
You've obviously seen me on my Harley. 

naah it was your gixxer :p lol

"to all the customers who leave things to the last minute" ..

Now listen up people! ..
No i dont have any truck availability for over the long weekend!!! (4-6 days time) ..
No i cant just tell the other customers (who did book up to 3 weeks ago!!) that i have to do your job instead 'because you are desperate to move' ...
No you cant pay me over a few weeks when your dole cheque comes in! ..
No i cant 'just do it' ...
Yes i do mind if you leave your stinking piss stained sheets on the bed ...
Yes its true that if my workers walk in to your house and there is animal crap on the floor that they will leave again until your lazy ass cleans that putrid mess up! ..
Yes we will hold anything of value on the truck when unloading till you pay your bill in full ..

....but this is all inconsequential!! .. because .. we are still booked out for most of this week and next week ... it doesnt matter how many times you get your friends or mum to ring me the answer is still 'no i cant do it' .. it doesnt even matter if you get a Recognised Charity to ring on your behalf and plead with me!.. booked out is booked out! .. if you had got your act together 2-3 weeks ago when you were given your confirmed availability for the new place and made a phone call then!!! .. things might have been different ..

... yes i've been called that and given directions to hell many times!.... have a nice day! 

lol been there. done that. got the shaZam! too.
Heres one:
our shop closes at 6pm. we don't run TBI gun checks after 530. cause if TBI drags their feet, were obliged to remain there. we ARE and WILL leave at 6pm. so don't show up at 5:55pm and expect this to happen  and don't curse me when you don't get your way. sorry, but ive a life too

they give you a whole 5 mins!! ... sheeeeeit! .. i'd be runnin from the car and sliding on the gravel through the door at 5:58 

Sorry - this is the order line. We do not do support calls. Yes, I am aware that the support phones are busy this time of year. You have to keep trying. Use the web support or the on-line chat. Here is how to get there..... and 10 more minutes of this crap.....

No, I told you 3 calls ago this is the order line - not the support line. No I can't take your number..... 10 more minutes of this

.... Again, this is not the support line. His line is not busy. If you called it instead of the order line you could have gotten through. (5 more minutes of this). Well, if you had hung up and called support you would gave gotten through. It is busy now......


The idiots just have to call an 800 order line. Even with nearly everyone with free long distance, they complain about a non-800 number. You get your software update for $29 and want to use 4 hours of tech time? How do we make money and then you want US to pay the high prices for an incoming 800 number?

You had to work hard to find the 800 order number. It is no where in the program or the manual.

The program has all the stuff and even a chapter on how to get support/help but you find it too hard to click on that button with the spanish guys name "Manual".

Then the program has a big HELP button that gives you:
1. Support number and hours
2. Link to web site
3. Link to web support forums
4. Link to on-line chat.
Why the fruck do I have to give you letter by letter our web site? Use the links. And where ever you found the 800 number, right next to it would be the support number AND out web address.

AND your simple question is in the manual, the FAQ and been answered many times on the web site. READ something - oh, you're an American and have been taught to never read or take responsibility for anything so you have to call someone and have them walk  you through how to wipe your ass. People have no clue how to search a manual or FAQ but still they can find the most obscure porn of a monkey and a cat in Bora Bora on the internet.

For gods sake if you don't know how to use a computer go ask a 10 year old child for help.

And yes- our program DOES require you have a computer ---- that's why it is called a "computer program". (Yes - we have had that! AFTER they bought it!)

People can be so stupid that they can't even contact support when it is right in front of their face. No wonder companies are getting rid of all human support.

Please - for god's sake - DO NOT ask me how I know this.........

Quote from: adidasguy on September 30, 2013, 12:25:00 AMthe most obscure porn of a monkey and a cat in Bora Bora on the internet.

Couldnt find it
Found this though  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey_and_the_Cat

Quote from: Janx101 on September 29, 2013, 11:48:27 PM
they give you a whole 5 mins!! ... sheeeeeit! .. i'd be runnin from the car and sliding on the gravel through the door at 5:58 

there is the occasional bit of gravel about lol. ( road debris lol)

Hot Damn, this thread was a great idea!
Its good to see members vent. 

Glad im not the only one that's agitated here.