You can also survive by eating nothing but coconut. However, they give you the trots something fierce and the stench may kill you.

or the simple question really of any egg laying creature. but this question. what came first the chicken or the egg? thechicken lays the egg, but to get a chicken you first need the egg. but to get said egg, you need a chicken, which NEEDS the egg. I need to sleep. suspending postwhoritude for a few hours.
Aaron

What came first, the plant or the seed? Or maybe those organisms came to existence from single cell organisms or more simple lifeforms via evolution? Who knows? Anywho, back to useless information. Russia has 564.6 police officers per 100,000 citizens (highest proportion in world), UK 262.1 per 100k, AUS 257.5 per 100k and 226.7 per 100k for America.
However, Murder per 100k are as follows, 10 for Russia, 1 for UK, 1 for Australia and 6 for America. Strange no?

Some really smart scientists believe it is very likely we are actually living in some kind super advanced computer simulation. They theorize the odds we are a simulation running withing a simulation, within a simulation on a super computer. Odds so great it out numbers the odds we are real billions or trillions to 1. They have even discovered an error checking code in the physics of our universe that is identical to the type of error checking code that is written into software programs we use today. We could actually be living one of a billion virtual existences. Created by a simulation that became self aware (AI) and then created it's own simulation, and so on and so on.

Ponder that.

if thats the case ... i want a word with the coders!!! ... i keep getting the muddy end of the rope! 

If we are in a simulation, you could be the only real person and everyone else is a simulated response to your simulation. So you exist - my response to you is a programmed response that looks like a really cool smart dude in Seattle.

There was an Outer Limits show where they teleport people to another planet. However, what they did was make a COPY of the person then destroy the original.
The premise of the episode was they got a response that the copy failed so they did not destroy the original person. Then they got word the copy was OK and wanted to destroy the original person but the person didn't want to die - even though there was an exact copy of the person on another planet.

Now think about that: you have an exact copy somewhere else. What is the problem with destroying the original? Spooky thought. I have a copy somewhere so kill me? WTF? Is a copy the same as the original person? Should it matter? Or is there some cosmological essence (soul, spirit) to a person where the copy is not the same as the original?

If my copy were here and I were destroyed, what would my copy think or would my copy be mad if it were to be destroyed and I were to continue on? Would my copy equally think it were me the same as me?

Think about it.

Maybe it comes down to what is consciousness? What is being self-aware?

why is it you rarely ever see a sick latino/Mexican, is it eating the peppers in their diets?

Quote from: pliskin on December 10, 2013, 08:48:48 PM
Back to bananas, I actually researched bananas a while back because of something I read in book.

Bananas are the largest herb on earth. There is no trunk on a banana tree, just folded leaves. They exist in most every country on earth. They can only be grown from a banana rhizome (root sucker).....they don't have seeds. So, how do they grow everywhere, even on remote islands, without seeds (look it up, it will make you think)? They have all the ingredients we need to live. They are the perfect food and they grow over the entire planet.

Look up why bananas should not exits.

I will have to look at this - I do believe most banana's have seeds, they are in the center of the banana ... you know why a banana was split to make the icecream ... and how it was ...
It was split in 3 length wise in the old days and they removed the seeds in the middle.

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on December 12, 2013, 01:35:36 AM
why is it you rarely ever see a sick latino/Mexican, is it eating the peppers in their diets?

The fact they lived in a very "microbially diverse" country got their immunity very very high ... almost the same reason Injuns (like me - not my son) dont get sick either. My son promptly falls sick in synch with the white kids ... and whenever he goes to India.

Cool.
Buddha.

Atleast partially correct pliskin -

Modern cultivation

All widely cultivated bananas today descend from the two wild bananas Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. While the original wild bananas contained large seeds, diploid or polyploid cultivars (some being hybrids) with tiny seeds are preferred for human raw fruit consumption.[58] These are propagated asexually from offshoots. The plant is allowed to produce two shoots at a time; a larger one for immediate fruiting and a smaller "sucker" or "follower" to produce fruit in 6–8 months. The life of a banana plantation is 25 years or longer, during which time the individual stools or planting sites may move slightly from their original positions as lateral rhizome formation dictates.[citation needed]


But the banana's you find all over the world including the 20 odd varieties I have eaten in India have seeds.
Only bloody worthless genetically modded garbage "green banana" is "seedless"
One more reason I hate the stupid things.

Odd ... In India as a kid growing up it was my favorite.

Cool.
Buddha.

I ventured off the Tard Farm and came across this thread.
Then I read this thread top to bottom.
I came away with this...

1.) pliskin is one clever fellow. Post #23 (and his tag line) are nothing short of fascinating.

2.) I never met an Indian I didn't like, (or at least find very entertaining).

3.) I've learned more here in five minutes than I have trolling the Tard Farm in the last four years.

Just sayin' 
-Ej-

definition of fart:
1.  fart 


1. 1-man salute
2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale
3. Acid-rain maker
4. After the thunder comes the rain
5. Air bagel
6. Airbrush your boxers
7. Anal acoustics
8. Anal ahem
9. Anal audio
10. Anal salute
11. Anal volcano
12. Arse blast
13. Ass blaster
14. Ass-scented methane
15. Ass biscuit
16. Ass thunder
17. Ass whistle
18. A turd whistling for the right of way
19. Backdoor breeze
20. Backfire
21. Bad sprinkling
22. Baking brownies
23. Barking spiders
24. Bean blower
25. Beep your horn
26. Belch from behind
27. Better open a window
28. Blast off
29. Blast the chair
30. Blasting the ass trumpet
31. Blat
32. Blow ass
33. Blow mud
34. Blow the big brown horn
35. Blowing the butt bugle
36. Blowing you a kiss
37. Bomber
38. Bottom blast
39. Bottom burp
40. Break the sound barrier without a plane
41. Break wind
42. Breath of fresh air
43. Brown horn brass choir
44. Brown thunder
45. Bun shaker
46. Burnin' rubber
47. Buster
48. Busting ass
49. Butt bleat
50. Butt burp
51. Butt hair harmony
52. Butt percussion
53. Butt trauma
54. Butt trumpet
55. Butt tuba
56. Buttock bassoon
57. Cheek flapper
58. Cheesin'
59. Colonic calliope
60. Crack a rat
61. Crack one off
62. Crack splitters
63. Crimp off some breakfast biscuits
64. Crop dusting (surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust) <-----------guilty

floating an air biscuit
silent but deadly
he who smell't it deal't  it
broccoli cloud
gambling and loosing (thought is was a fart but it was solid)

or "The Shithorn" as we call it in our family, or an air-poo, or a fluff...

Squeaky floorboards
That damn dog!
Stepped on a toad

Lo and behold...a thread with some really awesome philosophical posts...gets shot down by fart jokes.

Why do our fingers and toes wrinkle when wet? You probably believe, like I did, it was just our skin soaking up the water..

It's actually our blood vessel constricting to increase our grip!!

Quote from: steezin_and_wheezin on December 16, 2013, 12:36:13 PM
Why do our fingers and toes wrinkle when wet? You probably believe, like I did, it was just our skin soaking up the water..

It's actually our blood vessel constricting to increase our grip!!

That's awesome! I often wondered.

You weren't thinking about your breathing until just now, and now you are consciously controlling it. Hehe

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