By a Gixxer 600 this evening.  On my usual route home from class. I finished my Soc final in less than 15 minutes so i was juiced. Was having a good ride, and this squid blew by me and looked at me. I was gonna fire my fork mounted machine guns at him but dropped a gear and  hit the throttle instead. I guess i suprised him and got too close in the turn because he gunned it and took off. He had his knee out (like he was gonna drag it in shorts).   :lol:    
I SEE SQUID PEOPLE

It happens.... I had my side mounted 50 caliber machine gun trained on a stupid guy on a harley (wearing a cowboy hat, no less) who had flicked me off while passing me in my lane, but then I got briefly distracted by a blond bombshell walking by in a bikini, and nearly thunked into an airconditioning van.... go figure

This reminds me of the brilliant South Park episode "You just Got F'ed In the A."

heheh, harley dude flicked you off eh? would have to ride up and pop his kill switch for him then hook a corner.

If you're real skilled you could always blast up next to him and grab his keys :lol: its on the left side i think in the V of the engine.

Side mounted machine gun.  I missed the FAQ for that mod.  Lemme go find it...

ASLAM.

machineguns,      rockets are so much cooler and when you get served by a liter bike they are in range long enough to get a shot off  :mrgreen:

the hell with that, i'm gonna mount an infrasound generator ont he front of my bike and when they blow by I'll scramble their innards.

Jake

I want one of these:



:mrgreen:

uh uh, dual exhausts with spring loaded knives that pop out the side, good for slashing tires or keying cars on the fly.

I think we all have it worng. Stick to the chains and baseball bats like in the old Road Rage motorcycle game. I loved that game....I think that had something to do with getting a bike?  :dunno:

Hey cozy,
   Can I steal your,
"I SEE SQUID PEOPLE"
for my sig. I almost fell of the chair laughing... :lol:

It's yours , i got a million of 'em...

all i want is a mounted semi automatic water pistol with sulfuric acid as the ammo  :guns:

Thanks cozy

Quote from: chinox22xall i want is a mounted semi automatic water pistol with sulfuric acid as the ammo  :guns:

I think we could fashion a device like this from a bike battery with a short circuit shunt.

I loved the old video game 'Road Rash'. Awsome sound track, very funny video clips between levels, and a virtual cornucopia of motrocycle violence. You could get enough air ramping off a pedestrian to clear an oncoming automobile (haven't tried that yet with me GS).  Take the baton from an oppressive law officer and use it against your racing comrads. It was all about chains, bats, batons, and balls-out speed.

Quote from: cozyStick to the chains and baseball bats like in the old Road Rage motorcycle game.

That game was so awesome!!!!!