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Started by The Buddha, October 22, 2014, 06:43:15 PM

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cbrfxr67

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

cbrfxr67

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

Electrojake

Perhaps I spoke too soon. You guys are ruthless.

Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

The Buddha

Quote from: Electrojake on October 27, 2014, 05:12:15 PM
Perhaps I spoke too soon. You guys are ruthless.



Yea the circle of regret is growing.
but that "EEEEEEBBBBBBBOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAAA" is just phenomenal.
Cool.
Buddha.
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Electrojake

Buddha,
I want to ask a "why do my valves get tight" question.
Where do you suggest I post it?  :dunno_black:
No, really.
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: Electrojake on October 27, 2014, 07:15:09 PM
Buddha,
I want to ask a "why do my valves get tight" question.
Where do you suggest I post it?  :dunno_black:
No, really.
lmfao
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

cbrfxr67

Quote from: Electrojake on October 27, 2014, 07:15:09 PM
Buddha,
I want to ask a "why do my valves get tight" question.
Where do you suggest I post it?  :dunno_black:
No, really.
"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

Electrojake

Hell, my next question was why do tires slowly lose air.  :icon_neutral:
No really. Cut me a break here.
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

BockinBboy

Darnit EJ, you are makin' me chuckle awkwardly at my phone...  :whisper: people are staring  :technical:

- Bboy


Sonic Springs, R6 Shock, R6 Throttle Tube, Lowering Links, T-Rex Frame Sliders, SW-Motech Alu-Rack, SH46 Shad Topcase, Smoked Signals, Smoked LED Tailight, ZG Touring Windscreen

The Buddha

Quote from: BockinBboy on October 28, 2014, 02:10:39 PM
Darnit EJ, you are makin' me chuckle awkwardly at my phone...  :whisper: people are staring  :technical:

- Bboy

He he, he's becoming quite the master of the "deadpan" on this thread isn't he.
Cool.
Buddha.
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Electrojake

OK, the valve question was to settle an argument (um discussion?) between my son and I.
And we were speaking primarily the "exhaust" valves since they are more frequently tied to catastrophic engine failures.

Historically it has been stated that the wearing in of the valve-seats cause the valves to inch ever closer to the cam.
Left unchecked this seating-in may eventually create a valve stem that has backed right up against the shim/bucket/cam. (i.e. Zero clearance, or worse, negative clearance). Then the seats start to burn/erode and bad things follow.

Back to the argument...
My son's version of the story is that valve seat wear only explains the very small part of the problem. It's actually the valve itself stretching from the constant tap & pull of the spring while the valve is under extreme heat load.

Then he produced a few pictures of industrial engine exhaust valves that had been stretched. Some were so bad that you could actually see a dimple starting to form in the face of the valve as the stem was being pulled backwards out of the valve itself.

Sorry for the long post but jeez, you guys are a tough crowd.
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: The Buddha on October 28, 2014, 02:15:12 PM
Quote from: BockinBboy on October 28, 2014, 02:10:39 PM
Darnit EJ, you are makin' me chuckle awkwardly at my phone...  :whisper: people are staring  :technical:

- Bboy

He he, he's becoming quite the master of the "deadpan" on this thread isn't he.
Cool.
Buddha.
buddha, hes taking over your job lol
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: Electrojake on October 28, 2014, 03:38:50 PM
OK, the valve question was to settle an argument (um discussion?) between my son and I.
And we were speaking primarily the "exhaust" valves since they are more frequently tied to catastrophic engine failures.

Historically it has been stated that the wearing in of the valve-seats cause the valves to inch ever closer to the cam.
Left unchecked this seating-in may eventually create a valve stem that has backed right up against the shim/bucket/cam. (i.e. Zero clearance, or worse, negative clearance). Then the seats start to burn/erode and bad things follow.

Back to the argument...
My son's version of the story is that valve seat wear only explains the very small part of the problem. It's actually the valve itself stretching from the constant tap & pull of the spring while the valve is under extreme heat load.

Then he produced a few pictures of industrial engine exhaust valves that had been stretched. Some were so bad that you could actually see a dimple starting to form in the face of the valve as the stem was being pulled backwards out of the valve itself.

Sorry for the long post but jeez, you guys are a tough crowd.
sorrry my friend, many people here have a slightly dirty mind, myself included lol. Trying to improve that for the better, but my friend i couldnt resist lol
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

The Buddha

Quote from: Electrojake on October 28, 2014, 03:38:50 PM
OK, the valve question was to settle an argument (um discussion?) between my son and I.
And we were speaking primarily the "exhaust" valves since they are more frequently tied to catastrophic engine failures.

Historically it has been stated that the wearing in of the valve-seats cause the valves to inch ever closer to the cam.
Left unchecked this seating-in may eventually create a valve stem that has backed right up against the shim/bucket/cam. (i.e. Zero clearance, or worse, negative clearance). Then the seats start to burn/erode and bad things follow.

Back to the argument...
My son's version of the story is that valve seat wear only explains the very small part of the problem. It's actually the valve itself stretching from the constant tap & pull of the spring while the valve is under extreme heat load.

Then he produced a few pictures of industrial engine exhaust valves that had been stretched. Some were so bad that you could actually see a dimple starting to form in the face of the valve as the stem was being pulled backwards out of the valve itself.

Sorry for the long post but jeez, you guys are a tough crowd.

Valve clearances are a few 1000's of an inch. I doubt any strecthing can take place in that gap.
If it does, valve clearance will be 0 very quick and it stops stretching.
Cool.
Buddha.
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Electrojake

Quote from: The Buddha on October 28, 2014, 06:03:28 PM
Valve clearances are a few 1000's of an inch. I doubt any strecthing can take place in that gap.
If it does, valve clearance will be 0 very quick and it stops stretching.
Cool.
Buddha.

Lets say the valve check interval is every 7000 miles.
Granted the first valve lash check on a new bike is the most important.
But even after that one would expect to always be installing slightly shorter shims throughout the life of the engine. Yes?
And in your "opinion" the reason for this is the wearing of the valve seat. Yes?

Pssst... If you agree with me, I win the bet.  :whisper:
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

BockinBboy

Well, if stretching were true... then when a valve that was broken due to zero/negative clearance were replaced - wouldn't a newly replaced valve go back to larger shims? (I don't recall that being the case for gsJack's bike)...  or is my thinking totally elementary and I should just shut up?

- Bboy


Sonic Springs, R6 Shock, R6 Throttle Tube, Lowering Links, T-Rex Frame Sliders, SW-Motech Alu-Rack, SH46 Shad Topcase, Smoked Signals, Smoked LED Tailight, ZG Touring Windscreen

gsJack

#36
It has been my experience GS exhaust valves set at Suzuki's min .001" (.03mm) clearance will require constant changes to smaller shims as the valves that are running too hot without ample seat cooling time recede into the seats.  The tighter one on my 97 was down to a min 215 shim at 80k miles.  When my 02 started to follow the same pattern I went to my wider .003-.005" setting and exhaust shim changes were not required much after that almost as good as intakes which required none.

I replaced a broken exhaust valve caused by a too tight bucket at about 20k miles and put in a like new valve (6k miles) using the same shim and got about the same clearance it had before, .002-.001".   :dunno_black:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v443/jcp8832/GSvalvelogs_zps55f27f5e.jpg

Valves and seats both wear but I've never seen/heard of them stretching in either bike or car applications.  We did a lot of valve work on cars 60-65 years ago that's not required much now.
407,400 miles in 30 years for 13,580 miles/year average.  Started riding 7/21/84 and hung up helmet 8/31/14.

Electrojake

Thank you for the info.
You fellows have "experience" while I have simply have curiosity on the actual cause and effect.

I'm sure that lots of hobby-grade motorcycle owners such as me have been checking and setting their valve clearances without ever really understanding the what & why of the whole thing.

Thanks again,  :cheers:
-Ej-

Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

The Buddha

My 48K miler always needed thicker and thicker shims.
The rest of em - no idea, I never held on to any past 1-2 to have a pattern.
I also had a crows foot shaped scratch on one cam, that scratch got fainter and fainter for the 40K miles I had it. Seemed to make no difference to anything.

I dont believe the recessing into the head is all the wear that occours. I believe shims wear, buckets, tops of the valve as well as the cams themselves wear too. I've measured shims almost measure 1 whole size under. Of course who knows what the shims were in their previous life. Someone may have hit em with a belt sander. I wrote the numbers down as I measured them, and when pulling them out I measured them again. I barely got them to wear. But I needed thicker and thicker.

Maybe my shims got ebola ??? Hey we're back on topic.

Cool.
Buddha.
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yamahonkawazuki

So far, more Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from ebola.

And the ebola victims suffered less

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

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