Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 29, 2014, 08:35:22 PM
So far, more Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from ebola.

And the ebola victims suffered less

And americans overall have suffered less from Ebola than from Kardashiat.
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Buddha.

Oooo OOoo I made up another one.
This is more a joke about the media circus 24X7X365 milk it for all its worth even if its a little sneeze ...

This 24X7 wall to wall media coverage of ebola has galvanized the country ...


There fore now, we can all "Not rust".

And needless to say, I walked out to my driveway this morning, and the GS ... all galvanized. Perfect. Even the seat. matches well mith my galvanized butt.

Cool.
Buddha.

Oooo I got some poetry for you.

Works better if you read it out loud in the voice of Krusty the Clown -

Ya ya ya, I'm Jose from Cuba,
Hey hey hey here's my inner tuba,
Whooo whooo I dont have Ebola,
So let me in let me in Mr Obama.

Cool.
Buddha.

Oooo even funnier in spanglish G-Lo type voice.

I should have made a limerick out of it.

Hey, you guys watch Dora the explorer. What's your favorite episode ??
Dora the Illegal alien ?? In this one Dora gets deported and then sneaks back in.
Dora the anchor baby ?? In this one her parents get deported and dora builds a tunnel to sneak em back in.
Or is it
Dora the wanna be refugee In this one she she rides the beast and makes it to america and  asks for permission to stay.

My favorite is Dora the Ebola victim. In this one she starts throwing up and getting sick and dies.

LOL LOL LOL I'm a cruel sadistic A'Hole who'd throw anyone under the bus if it will be funny.

Seriously my favorite one is "Dora the Chicano"

You cant make these really funny and yet close to true jokes unless a mexican helps you.
OK OK that ebola part was just asking for it.

Cool.
Buddha.

Hey you hear about this year's Pakisthani Nobel prize winner

Yea her name is Ebola Youzufzhai.

Hey I am an equal opportunity A'Hole.

Cool.
Buddha.

Quote from: The Buddha on October 30, 2014, 10:56:17 AM
Hey you hear about this year's Pakisthani Nobel prize winner

Yea her name is Ebola Youzufzhai.

Hey I am an equal opportunity A'Hole.

Cool.
Buddha.

i try to be a nice person, But id laugh. 

Man, this Ebola thread has certainly gone viral.

Sick from laughing so hard

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 30, 2014, 05:02:08 PM
Sick from laughing so hard

OH, yikes... hopes its not ebola...

- Bboy

9 out of 10 Politicians re-election agree:

We must quarantine Ebola till after the election.

Cool.
Buddha.

Yup, he's trying everything he can to not be called president Ebola isn't he.
Coming to think of it, I think I'm the only one who's calling him President Ebola.

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Buddha.

One more utterly tasteless joke ... sheesh I am going to incur the wrath of  ... OK you be the judge whose wrath I'll get ...
And its a true 1 liner ...

See I told you an I-Pad was the gheyest thing there is.

Cool.
buddha.

Quote from: The Buddha on November 03, 2014, 11:59:14 AM
One more utterly tasteless joke ... sheesh I am going to incur the wrath of  ... OK you be the judge whose wrath I'll get ...
And its a true 1 liner ...

See I told you an I-Pad was the gheyest thing there is.

Cool.
buddha.

Ooooo yamahon - you should change the face to Kim Kardashiat ...

OK here is azzhoal joke of the day ... Who am I kidding, there is 50 of these I think up. Some times I even get to type em into this poor forum.

OK so here goes.

Keystone cops find cop killer in a 24/7 100% all hands in man hunt for 8 weeks.
In that time, 35 murders go unsolved.
They said the guy running around killing cop has ebola.

"Yea, that's why we had to hunt him down" they said.

see if you add that "they said" make it more funny.

Cool.
buddha.

Quote from: BockinBboy on October 31, 2014, 06:50:51 AM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 30, 2014, 05:02:08 PM
Sick from laughing so hard

OH, yikes... hopes its not ebola...

- Bboy

side effects from flu shot suck lol. Not ebola bad but still, not fun

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on November 04, 2014, 06:48:25 PM
Side effects from flu shot suck lol. Not ebola bad but still, not fun

I am scheduled to get a "shot" tomorrow at work. Gasp! 

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 31, 2014, 12:17:03 PM

Nope, no reason at all to panic. That buzzing you hear in the background, its just for your security. No reason at all to worry. Ebola is african. These bees are african, but they dont have ebola. No reason to worry.
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buddha.