Quote from: The Buddha on December 01, 2014, 10:37:39 AM
OK well the cops seem interested. I gave them the scammers name, and the name of the person he's expecting to deal with. Fontavius Jackson. Hopefully they will toss him in the slammer with Bubba the big black ghey dude who's exploring his options in good ole Caleeee for neeeeaaaa.
Nice introduction to "American Dream" for nigerian scammer.
BTW these scams are now almost all american. However I suspect this one is nigerian. Cos the fool didn't know last thursday was thanksgiving.
Cool.
Buddha.

Go here and read up on the fuckers
You have nothing to worry about in my opinion

http://www.419eater.com/

Thank you Cods, Nice work. I'll take it from here...

He's absolutely correct on this Buddha.
Get yourself a plane ticket to Nigeria and deal with these bums directly!
The 4-1-9 scam requires a "hands-on" approach.

Air Nigeria will whisk you away in total comfort.

Besides... What could possibly go wrong? 

Quote from: Electrojake on December 01, 2014, 05:18:19 PM
This is by far the best "The Buddha" thread I have ever read.

You Sir are the most enterprising and motivated business man I have ever seen operate!  and 

Oh come on, I've done far worse. My ebola joke thread comes to mind. But of course I am always ready to plumb greater and greater depths any time.
I've just been annoyed out of bed a few times by the idiot texting me. That's probably what lead me to the need to see if I can get him tossed in the cooler.
Cool.
Buddha.

Quote from: The Buddha on December 01, 2014, 08:07:15 PM

Quote from: Electrojake on December 01, 2014, 05:18:19 PM
This is by far the best "The Buddha" thread I have ever read.

You Sir are the most enterprising and motivated business man I have ever seen operate!  and 

Oh come on, I've done far worse. My ebola joke thread comes to mind. But of course I am always ready to plumb greater and greater depths any time.
I've just been annoyed out of bed a few times by the idiot texting me. That's probably what lead me to the need to see if I can get him tossed in the cooler.
Cool.
Buddha.

TEXTING?
Tell me you did not give the fucker your phone number?
If you did you need to burn it now and get another number.

Quote from: codajastal on December 02, 2014, 05:34:20 PM
TEXTING?

Tell me you did not give the fucker your phone number?

If you did you need to burn it now and get another number.

Holy dogshit, he has you cell number ? ! ? . . .


Caption for photo:
"Yes commander, we have a GPS fix on the crazy American's location.
Shall we send Aghedo to settle our differences ?

Conversely. . Buddha and now hopefully the popo have the goons number too? .  Be a disposable phone probably but maybe still trackable?

Buddha,
Your business ventures have always been an interesting read, but this one has gone full platinum... 
Nigerian warlords, 4-1-9 scams, decoy delivery addresses, and now the cell phone thing.

This is the best thread I've seen in ten years.

Full platinum, what is that, like full retard

OK the phone number BS is not that bad, you expect them to go to CA and get arrested if they can trace to to NC You guys are giving them way too much credit, as well as giving our techinical capacities too much credit.
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Buddha.

Quote from: The Buddha on December 03, 2014, 06:29:27 AM
Full platinum, what is that, like full retard

No retard, no BS. Just a damn good thread.
I had a blast reading and interacting, and I also learned a good bit of information on scams.

Cool stuff. 

The CA cops now won't give me details of any arrest over the phone. Grrrr I hate this crap. Only in person they said. WTF.
I have no clue what happened. I spoke to a cop sounding dude a few days ago. Now I am talking to this stuck up b1atch who sounds like she learned 40-50 perfect english sentences with lots and lots of effort and will never ever be baited into speaking anything outside of that script because we might figure out she's an Illegal and deport her.
I give up.
Cool.
Buddha.

Seriously, Burn the phone. VERY easy to trace someones address with the cell number.

This isn't the first scammer I have jerked around. I've irritated a few a good lot more. I've asked fools to send checks, then after they do that, I dont reply for weeks, then I say I suddenly had to go to europe, so the check is lost, and they send me another ... then I eventually say its not cashing @ the bank. Maybe they should send me another check. Months of this ... and I'll tell them hey man, I sold it 2 days ago, and he can come and get the 20 checks. I have wasted time and $$$ for these clowns.

The scammer has no option, they are playing a numbers game. For every 1000 like me, there is a Idiot like my friends kid who sends 1800 for a Busa ans gets ripped off. They dont try to chase down every one that wastes their time.

If someone was arrested, and the guy wasn't a scammer if he was just a delivery guy, he would be able to show evidence of being a delivery man and walk away. If he was the scammer, they probably wont be able to do much more than hold him a day or 2 till they show him to a judge who will release him cos there is no evidence. I'd have to turn up there in person to keep him in Jail. I cant do that. If delivery guy was arrested, why would the scammer care ?

The scammer if he got arrested in CA - how do you think he is going to find me and extract revenge in NC ?
If it wasn't the scammer, and the actual scammer is in NC and his brother in in CA, and hence he will extract revenge for his brother ... man isn't that really far fetched. If he can even trace my phone to my location.

Its really stretching it.
Anyway I think the guy that was there was just a delivery guy. Not the real scammer. I pretty much am certain scammer is not in the US. Who in the US doesn't know thanksgiving is holiday.

Cool.
Buddha.

I really harass those scammer. Including ones that sell sheite. I'll respond and they'd say Oh, its in nebraska. I'll go, no problem, my brother lives in Nebraska. Those fail quickly. Usually they respond saying its sold.
The ones I am selling, I usually keep the scammers on the hook for hours and hours a time for 20-30 times over many weeks.
If they can extract revenge, I'll be typing this from the crypt by now.
Cool.
Buddha.

Quote from: codajastal on December 04, 2014, 03:07:53 AM
Seriously, Burn the phone. VERY easy to trace someones address with the cell number.

indeed it is

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on December 04, 2014, 04:43:24 PM

Quote from: codajastal on December 04, 2014, 03:07:53 AM
Seriously, Burn the phone. VERY easy to trace someones address with the cell number.

indeed it is

If that is really true, I am gonna shaft the next Idiot with a fake sale. He can ship a brick to nigeria @ his expense. Yea a true bait ad. OK I could meet the fool somewhere and tell him he can cart this 50 lb brick to nigeria.

If that is the case, then the nigerian probably is afraid of getting a beat down from Fontavius. I've fed these fools so many names they wont know what is what if they ever even bother trying to get even.

Cool.
Buddha.

Hi Buddha,

Your eagerness to get people thrown in jail and the seemingly sexist? racist? tone in this post saddens me.  With a nick like "Buddha" and all the help you provide to the users of this board made me think you would have better character than that.

Quote from: The Buddha on December 03, 2014, 07:09:32 PM
The CA cops now won't give me details of any arrest over the phone. Grrrr I hate this crap. Only in person they said. WTF.
I have no clue what happened. I spoke to a cop sounding dude a few days ago. Now I am talking to this stuck up b1atch who sounds like she learned 40-50 perfect english sentences with lots and lots of effort and will never ever be baited into speaking anything outside of that script because we might figure out she's an Illegal and deport her.
I give up.
Cool.
Buddha.

Oh dear. ....

Quote from: Janx101 on December 04, 2014, 07:50:02 PM
Oh dear. ....

indeed

Man, lighten up, You know I am racist and sexist. That isn't in question.
You may not know, I am also stupidist, and bureauc-racist. Does that include being a racist ? Huh, need to think about it.
Anyway I believe I was speaking from the point of view of those primarily. But I'll take all of the others too.
Cool.
Buddha.