People often think I'm racist. . But I'm not really! .. I'm assholist! ... I believe in identifying an ashore as such.... no matter racial background/upbringing , skin color, gender or age!

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Quote from: The Buddha on December 04, 2014, 08:12:05 PM
Man, lighten up, You know I am racist and sexist. That isn't in question.
You may not know, I am also stupidist, and bureauc-racist. Does that include being a racist ? Huh, need to think about it.
Anyway I believe I was speaking from the point of view of those primarily. But I'll take all of the others too.
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Buddha.

anyone that knows buddha here knows of his eccentricities. The rants can be fun lol. I would reply to scammers with some random fbi email address. You dig deep enough theyre on the sitel

I am really against stupid people, worthless bureaucracy, and the need to tip toe around the fact that some fool may be offended - get this after they have comitted a crime.
You send a stupid fake check for 100's over asking $$ for an item, hope to collect the difference in real $$$ and the item, you deserve to be called ... get this, I am being an a$$$hole again ... a Criminal. And maybe maybe maybe someone may think you should pay for your crime.

This can easily be construed as racism if the criminal is a different shade of skin than me.
And when criminal is not a dude that = I'm sexist.
What if The criminal is a dude ... maybe I am then a dude-ist.

Its behavior that I would criticise. Not the person. Any other is a spill over due to circumstances.

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Buddha.

Or your a racistsexistdude lol. No matter what one does someone else gets b offended. Or behaviour here overall is great. Not many get banned. To get banned or called out, one has to be stupid lol

I MUST be a racist? I fucken hate EVERYONE, Black, white, yellow whatever.

I am an equal opportunity racist and proud.

"Equal opportunity"-ist and proud of it.

Being just Racist, is so limiting. Sexist. What about the other 50%. Being stupid-ist really sometimes covers 80-90%, so Its pretty close to being perfect. Throw in Bureauc-racist, laz-ist, greed-ist and a few more and we're golden, covers 99.99999%.

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Buddha.

Quote from: The Buddha on December 04, 2014, 08:12:05 PM
Man, lighten up, You know I am racist and sexist. That isn't in question.

You may not know, I am also stupidist, and bureauc-racist. Does that include being a racist ? Huh, need to think about it.
Anyway I believe I was speaking from the point of view of those primarily.
But I'll take all of the others too.
Cool.
Buddha.

The more I read the more I like.
I don't want to turn this in to a political thread (and lose a few good friends here), but damn Buddha, I like your style.
I spoke to you on the phone several years ago (we were doing a little GS500 parts dealing), and I distinctly remember the conversation going rather long. I learned a lot. 

You have a good attitude for commerce.
Hide everything you can from the bastards at the government, and may every trade be an adventure.
God bless the American entrepreneur.

You Sir, are the Indiana Jones of free enterprise.

I remember speaking to you too. And you too sir.
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Buddha.

(Buford T voice) ... and now that the mutual hogwash is over! ... did they catch that sumbitch yet!?

Not a clue. They wont tell me nothing.
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Buddha.

Buddha treated this scammer like john hid anne. Buried in the basement somewhere lol underneath 2 tons of vintage stereo gear 

I believe at that police station they had a "secretary" who was probably on vacation when I first called. The phone was answered by a guy who I'd have pegged for a non hardenened young cop. I should have got his name or something, the guy was a real person, we spoke about the street I lived on, and how I had a cop for a neighbor and gave him a name, and he said I think he retired etc etc. Was like talking to a real person.

The secretary came back, and now wont give nothing but the most scripted answers in what I can only describe as a well practiced english designed to cover up a mexican or latin american accent. Its almost like she would hold in a sneeze till I get off the phone in case I can tell she's latina. Anyway, no idea what they did.
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Buddha.

This is the address I always give out to these Craigslist scam'ers for the check...Google it   

John Dillinger
601 4th Street Northwest
Washington, DC

Already got two more of these people email me today on the GS I put on CL just hours ago

Always the option of selling him or her something, customs due upon receipt, with a high stated value. Shipping a box weighted to match the item