There have been a few jokes that have sorta occoured in my life and I thought who better to share this borderline TMI with than Y'all.

Mine are sorta PG-13 or atleast PG-12 (cos my son is 12 3/4) and he's heard them.

Today my wife's phone was alarming for something and it was in vibrate mode, which a BB10 makes a racket even when its in someone's pocket. So I ask her, is that a vibrator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

A few months ago she was out late and me and my son had gone to bed. She gets home and cant find her night clothes, so she wears my son's Taekwondo T shirt and goes to bed. It is so tight, clearly would have won her a wet T shirt contest if I tossed a bucket of water on her. I say whaaaaaa ? and she says - I couldn't find my night clothes and I didn't want to get in the closet and search cos it may disturb you. I said ... But this is disturbing on so many levels.

Anyway PG-13 or PG-30 fire away.

Cool.
Buddha.

Ever been to Pen  island?  one is a .com, the other a .net and only one sells writing instruments.  cant tell you which is which otherwise id violate policy by promoting pr0n ( hmmmm an indian woman in a tight shirt........ lol.
Aaron