Heh... This is the Rant Tread right? I feel one coming on.
It's like when you suddenly feel a giant poop must be taken, (er, left).

My pulse rate is up, my palms are getting sweaty... <pant, pant> 

Rant thread or wank thread lol
Aaron

Monkey Spankers Anonymous
Personal Coaching · Brisbane, Australia.



Their Link???
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Monkey-Spankers-Anonymous/133689966809982

..My phone is dying. or im having a gfipe of a time with it.. withmy left hand out of commission ive dropped it maybe 13 times. motos battery is iffy. going to wait a week or three til i am healthy enough to make a few bucks and grab another one. . one that can use a 4ff nano sim. causd thefdz a monsTer rant coming. lol.
Aaron

Catastrophic failure in pc land
got to see if i can pull a recovery on this
Aaron

While we're all waiting for the next chapter in Yama's saga to post I'll use this time to rant.
So what comes to mind???

Most motorcycle forums suck, but not because of the great information they contain, it's because their members are so damn thin-skinned.
Actually ALL forums suck because of this EXCEPT GStwins.com. And The Tard Farm remains the epicenter of wisdom, maturity, and stability in that regard.

Thinking back... The tag-team of Cods & Slips has abandon us for Hollywood and the motoVlog business.
And who can forget Mister in his heyday posting fantastic stories on The Tard Farm. Yet these are just a few that have come & gone over the years.
Jester from Cincinnati never even posted much yet has somehow been etched into the Tard Farm Hall of Fame. <go figure>

This is where I come to unwind after a hard day of witnessing blatant internet stupidity get worshipped by all the other fools that populate it.
But this sacred place is different. The Tard Farm crew are the only sane people left on earth.

Thank you peteGS for bringing your full-tear-down & rebuild projects here to the Tard Farm too. I've done similar work in the past and understand the massive amount of dedication it takes to see a project to completion. There is a fine line between losing interest and staying the course. I have had a number of projects turn into junk-piles out in the shed to rot because I strayed away from the work and lost interest.
Stay the Kat-course, mate!

So now I pace the floor like an expectant father wondering what the next post by Yama will look like.
<yikes!> Prayers and computer parts can only go so far. 

Perhaps I'll go over to Stromtrooper or one of the gun forums and post something politically incorrect just to watch em' panic like little chickens.
Hypersensitive little bitches trying to act like they serve a purpose to humanity when in reality they're so self centered it's repulsive. They put themselves and their ideology at the center of the universe, yet help no one.
On the positive side; The "I have sexual relations with my bike" crowd helps serve as a benchmark of what I shall never become.
BTW; You can substitute the word "Bike" for Firearm, Diesel truck, Mustang, Maserati, horse, pet dog, bird, etc...

And thank you to anybody that wears a uniform and spends their day working to keep the rest of us flowing thru life: EMS, cops, military, fire, rescue, medical services, etc...
Civilians in large numbers can screw up absolutely anything, thus I understand how difficult of a job the above mentioned people have.

Over & Out,
-Ej-

Tbh i think tomorrow while im in recovery, i may try to get banned from a couple sites, not sure which ones, i guess whichever sites the anesthesia leads me to lol.
Aaron

Hey Yama... Janx101 is heckling me on the 3 word thread. Set his post count back to 160.
Thanks pal.

You wanna play huh EJ?!

nice rant BTW!

Quote from: Janx101 on December 02, 2015, 06:05:39 PM
You wanna play huh EJ?!

I know better than to mess with an old-school Aussie.
Your all half mad from eating alligator meat.
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BTW: When did the GStwin.com fuel tank get changed from steady yellow to rotating colors? WTF?

It never ceases to amaze me how much "other" forums suck.
Trucks, guns, motorcycles, anything, they all suck... except for GStwins.com
This place (especially the Tard Farm) is the center of the universe. It's like my own on-demand Nirvana.

Everything here makes perfect sense. My world is in harmony when I come here.
Well, everything except maybe for Jester.
Lets face it; when your make you coffee with water from the Ohio River I guess your aloud to be a little sketchy.
Just sayin' 

Delayed Triple Post 

Blame it on the auto-spell-checker!!!!! 

rant thread?  Gone for a little while and come back to GENIUS!  makes me want to post some gifs or something,......
Rant,...when you find great gifs and post them, perfect gifs, the ones that shangrila your post,..and then the next day they are broken and just a gray box with a line through it

Well, well... Look who re-appeared to save the thread.

Yeah cbr, we been mighty stagnent here lately. Thanks for brightening things up. 

-Ej-

Welcome again cbr
Aaron

..... really really hate bloody cars and all their moving parts and crowded engine bays with room for a size 2 forearm. ..  when I have a size 15 forearm and need to re loop a whole fucken serpentine belt onto the pulleys. ...

What retard designed this crap?! ... bloody nonsensical setup having 2cm of room from side of bay to rear pulley face! .. the blasted belt is 3cm at least!

FARK!!

Glad to see your enjoying the day Janxy.
Might I send you a hammer and some plastic explosive?

That would have been handy bro! .. And way too tempting...as it was with mate helping me ... That is the closest I have ever been to punching out a car!! .... 

Got it done eventually ... But damn!! ... If I ever meet a honourable Japanese person who sees the car and announces ... Oh I designed this! You like? .... That person will not be a happy person!!! 

Planned obsolescence, and a conspiracy   between the techs and the manufacturers lol.
Aaron