OMG YOU SAID IT

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Yep. They fill me with rage. All of them. 





Dammit, photobucket, fix your crap! You have one job!!!

Staaaaaar trekkin!  .. across the universe, on the good ship enterprise under captain kirk! ..  la la laaaaaa

lmao !!! there ya go !!

I'm with Picard though you can go with Kirk 

How..   .. can you say. ... that!? .... Kirk was..... the pion.. eer! ...

Picard may be. ..... a more rounded.......... actor. ..... but his love. ... of. ... earl grey. ..  tea is disturbing!

Tea... Earl Grey... HOT 

Just got done watching the whole TNG series recently!! Last saw it when I was like 3 or 4 years old 

for the past week, and a couple weeks ago as well. my whole internet/phone systems have been completely shot. this means no credit card transactions, inventory could be totally off, can't make special orders properly, and we've have to call in every purchase on personal cell phones which takes about 6-7 minutes per transaction if a CC is being used.

as a fairly large corporate retailer, you'd think they'd have their crap together. but it takes about 3 days from start of incident to get a technician out to sort out the problem.

This also happened last year for nearly a whole month. there seems to be no sense of urgency on the managements part.  I have customers getting upset at me because i physically cannot process returns and the wait times are enormous with any amount of people in the shop.

it almost brings the business to a standstill to be quite frank.

Grrrrrr!!!

¡ Beware of the klingons near uranus !
Aaron

LOL I laughed probably too hard 

THAT would be something to rant about !!!

Or that rare african disease "Lackanookie"
or coughing, sneezing, AND farting. 1 rantworthy, and 2, painful lol.
Aaron

Ahhhhh. .... the triple gas evacuation. .. I call that a body bomb! ... cos it can make you feel pretty stunned and dazed!

did that last time in hosp.
CouAchooBANG lol nurse was like wth?lol
Aaron

but have you guys ever been peeing, sneezed, coughed, farted, AND had your ears pop? A full body freakout! LOL!

Lol... not that extreme.... I have had a bad Chinese meal though... 12 hours later it decided to eject from any available avenue almost  simultaneously. ... it was that day I discovered just how fast I can stand/spin/bend forward/hurl/spin/sit...

..... pretty bloody fast!! :/

Quote from: Janx101 on April 28, 2016, 11:26:47 PM
Lol... not that extreme.... I have had a bad Chinese meal though... 12 hours later it decided to eject from any available avenue almost  simultaneously. ... it was that day I discovered just how fast I can stand/spin/bend forward/hurl/spin/sit...

..... pretty bloody fast!! :/

That is why I keep a stainless bowl in my bathroom. . . for that reason. . . no moving other than evacuating everything. . .



Jeeze. . . our conversations end up in some odd places. . . LOL!

LOLOL this last bit of replies have certainly been entertaining!!! 

quoting spaceballs (movie)
"MEGAMAID ! !, shes gone from suck...TO BLOW ! ! !"
other news, was walking the jack russel mix puppy, full size now to knee. anyhoo, had the crow boot on and on scooter, he was behind me, i farted. he instandly stands on hind legs, nose at arse level, smells it,  kind of a falsetto bark,growl lol, shakes head, then takes off pulling me down hallway.. lol this works. i fart he pulls. will have to try this in public. picture this hes pulling me down aisle. fart, pull, fart pull lol.
Aaron

 

The poor wee doggie! ... you've Pavlov"d him with air biscuits!... he's trying to get away!...

Charcoal is a good digestion aid I believe!

could do it low tech, and eat baked beans. or even lower tech and use the fart button widget on old smartphone. ( i went back to this low end phone to postwhore.) but the microsoft presenter 3000 ( best 99 cents at goodwill ever lol) beam is bright enough.. will have to video the hallway trip sometime. will have to wait a few weeks. ( to see if surgery was successful) before i try. that jack mix pulls HARD. lol
Aaron