Squid Test

Toogoofy317 · April 21, 2009, 11:34:47 PM

Thought this was amusing. Kinda long and some has nothing to do with squidliness. I got a 73 and said I was way to narscissitic!

http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

Mary

jetboy287 · April 22, 2009, 12:01:09 AM

Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass. 81

Bluesmudge · April 22, 2009, 01:09:13 AM

Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.
71

yamahonkawazuki · April 22, 2009, 01:30:22 AM

a pathetic example of incredible stupidity who shouldn't be let out of the house unsupervised.
41

course idk if i answered that oen accurately. gonna try it twice more. once. how id truly do it. andonce being a " bad boy"

dorris1988 · April 22, 2009, 01:36:38 AM

i got 74 =D

cafeboy · April 22, 2009, 05:41:41 AM

90

joshr08 · April 22, 2009, 05:42:19 AM

83

psyber_0ptix · April 22, 2009, 06:33:42 AM

83

allaussiegrown · April 22, 2009, 07:25:07 AM

84 -

i didn't know you don't have to answer the questions that are not relevant.

psyber_0ptix · April 22, 2009, 07:46:12 AM

Quote from: allaussiegrown on April 22, 2009, 07:25:07 AM
84 -

i didn't know you don't have to answer the questions that are not relevant.

me neither; just chose lesser of evils

Porkchop · April 22, 2009, 01:49:32 PM

47

. What...like it's a bad thing?

LOUiE · April 22, 2009, 06:41:43 PM

i tried to do it... but got bored halfway through.

liked the q? about what scrapes first on a turn, bars, pegs, or helmet.

bombadillo · April 22, 2009, 09:12:15 PM

def. not a squid!

Paulcet · April 22, 2009, 09:15:20 PM

75 and "a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good"

And some dumb questions/answers in there.

yamahonkawazuki · April 23, 2009, 05:10:18 AM

anda fetish with duct-tape it seems

Adam0431 · April 23, 2009, 06:39:24 AM

hmm 85 - a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass

some of the questions were frustrating because i wanted to choose D) none of the above

still fun to take

DoD#i · April 23, 2009, 06:41:57 AM

Quote from: Paulcet on April 22, 2009, 09:15:20 PM
75 and "a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good"

And some dumb questions/answers in there.

<Opens coffin lid, smears on SPF 50, clambers out of coffin>

To fully appreciate the test, you have to grasp that it came out of the Usenet newsgroup rec.motorcycles, and reflects a certain number of inside jokes and recurrent themes there, from the early 1990's. Imagine, if you will, that someone cooked up a customized version for this bulletin board, at this time, and folks (nearly all of whom had no context) were puzzling over the thing almost 20 years later. That's where you're at.

My idiotic handle comes from hanging out there; however, it was always a low s/n newsgroup, has gotten worse with the advent of spam (it always had flames - ie, stuff that would be in the tard farm here), and few if any of the folks I knew then are there now, so I'm not either. But I get a hearty chuckle from the squid test still making it's way around - it's sort of a sibling to the "Purity test" that was popular in colleges at the same era. And I do have a few actual Denizens of Doom M.C. embroidered patches (from he second run, IIRC), which may one day cause someone else to chortle and meet in person, a few decades after meeting in the aether.

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