The "What Is This?" game

[slipperymongoose]

Knife sharpener

[Janx101]

... Sorry .. Should say not a sharpener... For knives , scissors, axes or anythings ... But Yama guess still a little ironic

[yamahonkawazuki]

... Sorry .. Should say not a sharpener... For knives , scissors, axes or anythings ... But Yama guess still a little ironic

why is that?

[Badot]

Looks like something you use to cut some kind of sheet with... like those rollers are there to shear it, and you can see a little slot for whatever gets cut to run through on the one side.

Wrapping paper cutter?

[yamahonkawazuki]

or a fabric cutter?

[mister]

Looks like one side of a handle from a pair of scissors with the cutting bits missing.

[Gaffer]

Plastic cutter?

[adidasguy]

Vinyl cutter?

[yamahonkawazuki]

or specifically a vinyl flooring cutter? hell idk, that damned thign looks so close to many household items, its drivin me batty 

[Janx101]

Oh geez.. Sorry for the delay guys.. Been swearing at my bike electrics...

But after careful review... Badot had it first ... Wrapping paper cutter .. That's what it is sold as ... But Xmas paper that's skinny just tears.. Good qual wrapping paper is ok though ... It does also work on vinyl although ya gotta be careful... Really stiff/taut fabric maybe ..

The irony of Yama guess was... It looks like a sharpener kinda.. And scissors cut paper... But this is meant to ... "so velly jorry good! You never to need looking for scissor when lost again! .. Try product with excitement and remain happy for many year of gift preparation" .. Replace scissors ..

I bought it with glee thinking yeeeeeah!! End of my scissor hunting days!! ... But with the Xmas paper I soon gave up and went hunting for scissors!!   
You up BADOT!! .. 

[Badot]

I'm sure there are people here who will come along and instantly know what it is, but it's the best I've got for the time being.

[Janx101]

i've just had a go... so i'll shush for a bit 

[gsatterw]

uhh...liquid food injector?

Or clown balloon pump.

Graham 

[adidasguy]

Being a plastic syringe, it could be:
1. Half of the stuff for 2 part epoxy
2. Food injector
3. People injector
4. Grease injector

Could also be used to suck stuff out.

[codajastal]

The crap you put on the back of the silicon chip for the heatsink in a computer

[Gaffer]

The stuff you put inside a chipped windshield to fill it?

[yamahonkawazuki]

im with cods on this one. it DOES look like a thermal grease pen. ( used on pc/mac cpu and gpu heatsinks

[Janx101]

Mmmhmmm

[Badot]

The crap you put on the back of the silicon chip for the heatsink in a computer

Yep. You're up!

[yamahonkawazuki]

he id's the product, i id theapplicator. lets see what that postwhorish aussie comes up with. if hes half as twisted as i am, were in for a good one.