If the board operates like a normal/typical dysfunctional family. Who is...???

[john]

So if we consider this place to be a family.  What role does each play?

GSjack is the cool grandpa that you just know has forgotten more than you will ever know... and always get him to tell stories.

continue...

[yamahonkawazuki]

don't think that jack has forgotten anything lol. BUUUUUUT moving on, then we move down to  well john ( and annie) still trying to figure that mystery. been at it a decade

[gsJack]

Cool great grandpa actually and my 5 great grandchildren call me biker.  I like that.    You can all call me biker if you want too.     We were renamed 11 years ago when the first great grandchild was born and our daughter and hubby claimed the grandma and grandpa names.  Wife became gigi short for great grandma and we've been called GiGi and the Biker ever since, kinda neat I think.

GiGi has never ridden with me, she is quite a quilter though.  She doesn't ride and I don't quilt and I guess that works for us, we celebrated our 62nd anniversary last month.   

http://gigisroom-ruth.blogspot.com/

[HotrodScamp]

I'd be the slow kid who wears a "helmet"...   

[john]

Hotrodscamp ---->

[HotrodScamp]

Hotrodscamp ---->

Mine is bright red so they can find me (I get lost sometimes) 

[john]

We all appreciate those fetal alcohol syndrome eyes of yours...

[Kijona]

Mister would be that miserable f%$k uncle that lives in his mother's basement and plays World of Warcraft all day while making fun of people half his age.

I'd be that hyper-active kid that always says off-the-wall stuff to his parents/teachers...in adult form. LOL

[Janx101]

I'm the cousin that either doesn't Shutup or can't talk cos eating all the cake!

Addy is the cousin who has to pull every toy apart and put them back in different configs the day after Xmas

John is the stern uncle.... Who nevertheless wants you to 'pull his finger'

[john]

John ---->

[Electrojake]

Who's who in this family? 
Considering there are over fifteen thousand members listed in this board's registry... Even if only 20% of em' are active, you guys still got one hell of a task ahead of ya's.

And as for me...
I'm not family here.
Nope! I'm just an old codger that lives under the 5th Street Bridge, surviving on table scraps that Cods brings me, (as long as I keep filling in for him on LPW).

[Janx101]

EJ . ... you're that guy? .. you bum! , I gave you a half eaten hamburger and you just growled at me!

sent by willpower and a phone

[yamahonkawazuki]

EJ . ... you're that guy? .. you bum! , I gave you a half eaten hamburger and you just growled at me!

sent by willpower and a phone

Well the minimum price is a quarter eaten hamburger

[Janx101]

Sheesh! .... Price gouging!! .... Next it'll be gourmet steak dinners with a bottle of Grange to wash it down!.... This inflationary economy is ridiculous! 

[The Buddha]

I'm claiming the  "cranky old geezer who yells @ the school bus"

Cool.
Buddha.

[codajastal]

surviving on table scraps that Cods brings me, (as long as I keep filling in for him on LPW)

I dont think anyone is gonna get that?

[RossLH]

I'm the uncle who gets inappropriately drunk at every family gathering. Not the touchy uncle, though. I'll leave that to someone else.

[HotrodScamp]

I'm claiming the  "cranky old geezer who yells @ the school bus"

Cool.
Buddha.

... you damn kids get offa my lawn!

[Janx101]

I'm the uncle who gets inappropriately drunk at every family gathering. Not the touchy uncle, though. I'll leave that to someone else.

the 'touchy' uncle? .. based on recent LPW events... sounds like Slips! 

[yamahonkawazuki]

Indeed