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"Get Annguyen1981 Laid" Foundation...

Started by roguegeek, September 05, 2006, 07:33:16 PM

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roguegeek

So everyone here knows about annguyen1981's unnatural and morbid attachment to this board. The issue is clear as day and there's no denying it. In cases such as this, it's also easy to assume the guy obviously has no social life, no friends, no chance of scoring with the ladies (or guys maybe?), is going to live a completely useless and lonely life, and die an even lonelier death. It's easy to assume because it is, of course, true in every way possible.

I've sat here contemplating for many many nano-seconds on what to do and how I could help. If he could only meet someone special. Someone true. Someone with no self respect, a lot of time on their hands, and doesn't mind touching his pee pee, even if it is just as pathetic as him. Maybe, just maybe, annguyen1981 could be happy. But it's not that easy people. This someone special doesn't just appear all of a sudden... without a price.

With that, I'd like to introduce to you the "Get Annguyen1981 Laid" Foundation. If we can meet our goal of $15, we can use this money to help find that someone special. I leave it up to my fellow GSers as to how the money can be put to good use. We've rose before in times of need. It's time to unite once again and free a boy from his pitiful life... maybe.

If we can get 100 users to contribute $0.15 each, we'll meet our lofty, but attainable goal of $15.00. We will then send it to annguyen1981 and he must do what we decide is best with it. Your job is to discuss what that may be.

Jebus bless our measly, pathetic, and hopelessly lonely annguyen1981... and good luck to us all...
Rich - Project: Rich
2005 Honda S2000 | 2006 Honda CBR600RR | 1997 Suzuki GS500E (sold)

RVertigo


roguegeek

Yes, the goal is lofty, but not unreachable. Just $.15 from 100 members will turn annguyen1981's frown upside down.
Rich - Project: Rich
2005 Honda S2000 | 2006 Honda CBR600RR | 1997 Suzuki GS500E (sold)

annguyen1981

 :laugh:  I'm kinda curious as to what a measly $15 can do. :laugh:

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

roguegeek

Rich - Project: Rich
2005 Honda S2000 | 2006 Honda CBR600RR | 1997 Suzuki GS500E (sold)

bubba zanetti

The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

SHENANIGANS

Ugly Fat Old Bastard #72

Alphamazing

'05 DR-Z400SM (For Sale)
'04 GS500E (Sold)

Holy crap it's the Wiki!
http://wiki.gstwins.com/

pandy

Quote from: roguegeek on September 05, 2006, 07:44:22 PM
Yes, the goal is lofty, but not unreachable. Just $.15 from 100 members will turn annguyen1981's frown upside down.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Put me down for .30

Our annguyen1981 doesn't just deserve the run-of-the-mill....errrr...companion... he deserves the best!  :laugh:
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

pandy

#8
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 07:46:52 PM
:laugh:  I'm kinda curious as to what a measly $15 can do. :laugh:

These are some of South Bay Riders finest ladies:



:icon_mrgreen:
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

annguyen1981

uh...  thankz, but no thankz...

I lika muh ladies with a little less,  uh...

baggage.

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

pandy

'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

annguyen1981


2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

bubba zanetti

When I get home I'll check under the back seat of the car & see if I can find some loose change to contribute.  :thumb:
The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

SHENANIGANS

Ugly Fat Old Bastard #72

annguyen1981


2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

pandy

Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 08:53:29 PM
Quote from: pandy on September 05, 2006, 08:51:21 PM
Beggars can't be choosers.....   :icon_mrgreen:
*BEGGERS*

No wonder ya' can't get laid....ya' can't SPELL!  :laugh:

Yeesh...try to get a guy a date, and this is the thanks we get....  :flipoff:
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

roguegeek

#15
Keep in mind this is all for a good cause. There's benefits to all of this for everyone. :thumb:
Rich - Project: Rich
2005 Honda S2000 | 2006 Honda CBR600RR | 1997 Suzuki GS500E (sold)

roguegeek

Quote from: pandy on September 05, 2006, 08:43:13 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 07:46:52 PM
:laugh: I'm kinda curious as to what a measly $15 can do. :laugh:

These are some of South Bay Riders finest ladies:



:icon_mrgreen:
My suggestion... take the one with the boobs. :thumb:
Rich - Project: Rich
2005 Honda S2000 | 2006 Honda CBR600RR | 1997 Suzuki GS500E (sold)

annguyen1981

Which one?  The one with the A cup?  Or the one with the C's? :laugh:

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

werase643

how much to just take an's post counter away.....

john, you listening????
want Iain's money to support my butt in kens shop

annguyen1981

Think about what you're asking...

If they take my postcounter away, I'll have NO control over my posting. :laugh:

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

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