Living Will

  Last night,  my wife and I were sitting in the living

  room and I said to her, ' I never  want to live in a

  vegetative state, dependant on some machine and

fluids  from a bottle.  If that ever happens, just

pull  the  plug'.

  She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

She's such a Bi!ch........

  bravo sir

Now that's funny

 

Frankie told me one the other night......


what is the difference between God and a doctor?
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God doesn't think he's a doctor.

Ah our phone conversation

frankie,
you must have made a weird officer......in the us navy....sounding like a canadian..... i bet it was funny if you said "Hoser".....aye

No one mentioned it.  But then again I was your typical snotty college sword in hand officer

Quote from: Cal Price on January 12, 2008, 05:13:04 AM
  She got up and unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

that was pretty good!