...send them sons of bitches to Lubbock, TX because what this town needs is for all these no-driving morons to be too damned afraid to go out and drive so that people like me never again have to drive 35mph in a 70mpfh (yeah, there's an "f" in that) zone because some chicken sucking reverse-ballcap douchebag in the truck ahead can't be bothered to pay attention to the f%$king street signs because it'll interrupt his phone call.  I swear to my Lord in Heaven I am about one burst blood vessel shy of shooting these dumbasses myself.

they're not angry, they're just more important than you.


















don't wake them from the cellphone induced sleep, then they WILL be angry !

Quote from: ohgood on September 23, 2008, 07:26:02 PM
they're not angry, they're just more important than you.
don't wake them from the cellphone induced sleep, then they WILL be angry !

Quote from: makenzie71 on September 23, 2008, 07:15:52 PM
...send them sons of bitches to Lubbock, TX because what this town needs is for all these no-driving morons to be too damned afraid to go out and drive so that people like me never again have to drive 35mph in a 70mpfh (yeah, there's an "f" in that) zone because some chicken sucking reverse-ballcap douchebag in the truck ahead can't be bothered to pay attention to the f%$king street signs because it'll interrupt his phone call.  I swear to my Lord in Heaven I am about one burst blood vessel shy of shooting these dumbasses myself.

Alright terry why did you hack maks account here?

I guess you just don't realize how difficult it is to talk on your phone, while eating a taco, and drinking a soda, and changing the cd while driving. Some people just aren't good at multitasking.

I would be far more understanding if that were the case, junkie, but some of these fuckers are  just driving 30mpfh in a 70mph zone like they think they're Dennis Leary or some shaZam!.

Perhaps they are so goddamn stupid their brain just can't process info fast enough to drive any quicker! Here's an analogy: You, being of normal or greater intelligence have the ability to react to the environment around you in a quick and easy manner like A Dsl modem downloading and uploading data, The general dork bag, mouth breather is like dial up and is perpetually waiting for the page to load. Sorry your drive sucked balls.

Relocate. Nobody here drives under 40 mph unless they are on the freeway. 

Quote from: bikejunkie223 on September 23, 2008, 09:34:30 PM
I guess you just don't realize how difficult it is to talk on your phone, while eating a taco, and drinking a soda, and changing the cd while driving. Some people just aren't good at multitasking.

and dont forget mastu******* err, other things as well

I find that going faster while multitasking is easier...so does 95% of my city.  I think it helps with the gyroscopic stability of the front wheels so as to aid in keepign it trackign straight whilst you have both hands free to do what you please.......lmao...j/k
What i hate most around here(seems to be a common phenomiwhatever) is people merging into expressway taffic while doing 25-30mph......wtf.  I guess they dont know what merge means.

yea here its a 4'11" lady in a 1 ton with 38" tires changing lanes without lookin, while on the fone. just cause its a damn monster truck doesnt mean you can run over me.

Quote from: shiznizbiz on September 24, 2008, 01:29:46 AM
What i hate most around here(seems to be a common phenomiwhatever) is people merging into expressway taffic while doing 25-30mph......wtf.  I guess they dont know what merge means.

I dont know what that is, but I think its an american thing.

People obsessed with fuel economy and pretending there is an egg under their gas pedal take their sweet old time to get up to highway speed.  Problem is they also expect to be able to just jump into traffic going 35 and everyone else will accomodate them.

there are two major traffic snarls on what should be a highway speed road and guess where they happen?

Where I live now they are obsessed with putting cameras at traffic lights so people who blow redlights get cited.  How about putting cameras at key merge areas and anyone not up to speed when they attempt to merge gets a ticket?

I want to shoot them all in the face.

Hey I'm getting better at Changing the Songs on my MP3,Talking on the Cellphone,Lighting a Smoke,Drinking a Beer and Driving at the same time. Takes Practice Driving Drunk with one Knee.

I can't even begin to describe how I feel about drivers now.  I think it just sums up to the fact that people are a$$holes and have no common courtesy for the other drivers on the road.  Its not even that they're stupid, they mean to do the stupid crap that they do, they just flat don't care.  Nothing less, nothing more.  I literally hate driving these days because of retards out there that feel they need a new excursion to drive themselves around.  We seriously need to learn from those across the pond in europe. 

For the sake of mentioning just in case people think I get pissed from some moron driving slow and holding me up...on the way home from work, cruising down a 70mph post stretch, I watched some asshat behind me falling back and it pissed me off that HE couldn't drive the speed limit and he was BEHIND me.

Quote from: shiznizbiz on September 24, 2008, 01:29:46 AM
I find that going faster while multitasking is easier...so does 95% of my city.  I think it helps with the gyroscopic stability of the front wheels so as to aid in keepign it trackign straight whilst you have both hands free to do what you please.......lmao...j/k
What i hate most around here(seems to be a common phenomiwhatever) is people merging into expressway taffic while doing 25-30mph......wtf.  I guess they dont know what merge means.

well shiz , most on/off ramps on freeways, and interstates have speed limits

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on September 25, 2008, 08:30:51 PM

Quote from: shiznizbiz on September 24, 2008, 01:29:46 AM
I find that going faster while multitasking is easier...so does 95% of my city.  I think it helps with the gyroscopic stability of the front wheels so as to aid in keepign it trackign straight whilst you have both hands free to do what you please.......lmao...j/k
What i hate most around here(seems to be a common phenomiwhatever) is people merging into expressway taffic while doing 25-30mph......wtf.  I guess they dont know what merge means.

well shiz , most on/off ramps on freeways, and interstates have speed limits

An on ramp with a speed limit is rather ghey, i can see it for an off ramp.  We have that here.  But when you merge, you should be up to speed.  Other wise you will cut off a vehicle doing speed limit or greater, and cause a huge back up slinky effect in the x-way trafic at on ramps.  Thats how 5 car pile ups happen. 

This morning I was already set to go through an ezpass late when some a$$ in an X5 who is RIGHT NEXT TO ME and could see me right through his passenger window starts rolling over into my lane.  After he finally sees me, he gives me a dirty look as if I'm in the wrong or something.

The kicker is that the ez-pass lane he was originally lined up for was OPEN WITH NO CARS!  He just wanted to get into my lane because he didnt want to have to merge right after the toll.

If flashers can catch people who blow redlights, i dont see why cameras can ticket people who make jackass maneuvers like this.