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Started by nakedGS, October 21, 2009, 02:07:04 PM

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The Buddha

#20
Oh this topic is still alive ...

Fine ...

GS500, when it breaks, the buddha will pass snide comments @ you.

GS500 - its numerology. It means, cannot afford a real bike.
SV650 - Its numerology. It menas Cannot afford a real bike, but I am getting close.
SV1000 - Its numerology as well. It means cannot afford a real bike, but I am so close I can taste it.

Ninja - Its japanese. It means "squid who cannot see a over beaten cliche if one were to jump up and down making loud noises wearing fluorescent green".

Cool.
Buddha.
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Affschnozel

GS500: Just a rejet away from suspension upgrade
'97 GS500EV: Sonic Springs 0.85 + 15W 139mm oil level (Euro clip ons+preload caps),125/40 jets Uni filter + stock can, Goodridge SS line , LED blinkers ,Michelin Pilot Activ tyres ,GSXR1000 Rectifier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPRzDenm1w
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tvoa

nakedGS

1992 GS500E- K&N, rejet, fenderectomy, Buell turn signals, mirrors, sexy-fine black rims.

brickerenator

'85 Nighthawk 700S
'90 GS500

Electrojake

Geez, I was all excited to finally be upgrading to a GS500 from my stinking 155cc scooter.
I was gonna be Cool at last. A real bike, with a clutch & gears even! <oh joy>
Now, after reading the GS500 slogans in this thread, I just got a big dent in my preconceived machismo. :confused:

Do they make helmet stickers that say My other bike is a Busa ?
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

brickerenator

'85 Nighthawk 700S
'90 GS500

JB848

#26
GS500E: My bike cost less then your insurance idiot!

GS500F: Yeah that's me still in your rear view

GS500: Real man, nothing to prove

Quote from: vtlion on October 21, 2009, 02:32:34 PM

GS500E:
When you absolutely, positively must get laughed at by every motherf*cker in the riding group.


^And yes you can borrow some money for gas

FatBastard

GS500F- .....ah wtf, at least it's a bike!


"Eliminate the impossible and whatever remains no matter how improbable must be the truth"-Spock (especially when your dealing with carb problems)

redhenracing2

GS500-

Hope you're not in a hurry

One notch above a Schwinn

Yeah, I get my insurance off the Super Value Menu.

Trust me, your guardian angel can keep up.

Because 'cool' is only skin-deep

Power Commander? You mean a jet kit, right?

You'll never see one outside a psychiatrist's office

I also clip coupons

GS5 Rider-

You know, the one that always looks like he's in pain
Quote from: cozy on April 25, 2005, 11:03:14 AM
Try dropping down to 4 Oreos and set your pilot screw 3 turns out.

TheDrunknmonky

GS500 - When you have nothing to compensate for
06 GS500F
14t Front Sprocket
Flush Mount LED signals
Kat 600 Rear Shock
20/65/147.5 rejet
D&D exhaust
K&N Lunchbox
Plus Many More!!

Electrojake

Quote from: redhenracing2 on November 15, 2009, 09:46:41 PM
GS500-
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Trust me, your guardian angel can keep up.
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Power Commander? You mean a jet kit, right?
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:thumb:
Exactly!
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

MajorMalphunction

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
-Thomas Jefferson
1989 GS500E

MajorMalphunction

#32
Quote from: TheDrunknmonky on November 15, 2009, 10:16:06 PM
GS500 - When you have nothing to compensate for

I liked it so much, I went ahead and made one :D

"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
-Thomas Jefferson
1989 GS500E

bill14224

GS 500 - You spend more on your cell phone.

GS 500 - The cheapest therapy there is.

GS 500 - I'll get a "real bike" when this one stops running.

GS 500 - It's old, slow, reliable, good-looking, and cheap, just like me!

GS 500 - The bike you really need.
V&H pipes, K&N drop-in, seat by KnoPlace.com, 17/39 sprockets, matching grips, fenderectomy, short signals, new mirrors - 10 scariest words: "I'm here from the government and I'm here to help!"

Paulcet

Quote from: MajorMalphunction on February 20, 2010, 12:35:13 PM
Quote from: TheDrunknmonky on November 15, 2009, 10:16:06 PM
GS500 - When you have nothing to compensate for
+1 :D

Nobody riding these other bikes made a crack about mine:


But if they did, I would have come back with the quote above!

If you are interested, the other bikes are:
CBR929RR, '95 ZX-6R, ZX-10R, '02 RC51, '08 ZX-6R

Man, that RC51 sounded great.  Ridden by a girl, too.

'97 GS500E Custom by dgyver: GSXR rear shock | SV gauges | Yoshi exh. | K & N Lunchbox | Kat forks | Custom rearsets | And More!

MajorMalphunction

Quote from: bill14224 on February 23, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
GS 500 - It's old, slow, reliable, good-looking, and cheap, just like me!
I'm not old :P

Fact, I'm still older than my bike xD

Quote from: bill14224 on February 23, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
GS 500 - The cheapest therapy there is.

GS 500 - I'll get a "real bike" when this one stops running.

Both I like :D 
+1
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
-Thomas Jefferson
1989 GS500E

Adfalchius

Trial #1
I used contact paper to make a stencil and used white fabric paint.  Unfortunately the contact paper didn't quite keep the paint from bleeding under, and in the fine/delicate areas it peeled up quite a bit, allowing globs of paint in and mushing up the letters in some areas.  It actually looks better in the picture, but then again, so does my bike.



Maybe lighter coats next time, or the 'spray' type of fabric paint.  Geez, this is getting more complicated than painting a bike.   :dunno_white:  The whole thing took about an hour, which is 45 minutes more than I'd like to spend if I'm going to make more.  Any other ideas (besides iron-ons; I hate them)?  NakedGS- thanks for letting me use your words- "0-120: Never" is the next one I want- I'll send you something when I actually get it to look decent (never perfect). 

-K
1981 Honda CM200t
1995 Suzuki GS500E
2007 Suzuki DR200se

dauphinc

Gs500: when you feel like being a carb hero
Gs500F: my bike is one highside away from being naked
Gs500: my insurance is cheaper than your new kicks
gs500: I <3 carbs. Nuff said.
F-->E conversion w/dual dominators..fatter jets..
"It is not the length of life, but the depth of life."
-H.D. Thoreau
"Why do you look so sad and forsaken, when one door is closed, don't you know other is open?"
-Bob Marley and the Wailers

JB848

GS500E: Not the wand but the Magician
GS500F: Not the wand but the aerodynamic Magician

pandy

'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

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