GS500 Motivational Poster

nakedGS · October 21, 2009, 02:07:04 PM

Ok, so I think it would be cool to make a motivational/demotivational poster for the GS. I'm posting here to fish for awesome slogans.

A few ideas of mine:

GS500E
Ride Naked.

GSTwins
Still faster than a car.

GSTwins
Stop watching those wheelie videos.

GSTwins
0-120: Never. But at least I'll live long enough to have kids.

Suggestions?

vtlion · October 21, 2009, 02:32:34 PM

GS500E:
Boxy... but good.

GS500E:
When you absolutely, positively must get laughed at by every motherf*cker in the riding group.

GS500E:
Hey, at least it's not a Buell

ohgood · October 21, 2009, 03:42:41 PM

GS500 - It's paid for and I can kick your ass. Questions ?

psyber_0ptix · October 21, 2009, 03:49:44 PM

gs500e - ride naked

gs500 - love it, hate it, love to hate it

gs500 - deep down inside, you know you want one

gs500 - just as fast in corners at half the cost

Caffeine · October 21, 2009, 04:18:42 PM

GS500
Because horsepower and speed does not equal skill

The Buddha · October 21, 2009, 06:24:31 PM

Oh yea ... try this ...

GS500:
The Chicks dont know it aint a GSXR.

Cool.
Buddha.

Caffeine · October 21, 2009, 07:01:04 PM

GS500
Because *your* pee pee is big enough

PaviSays · October 21, 2009, 07:05:06 PM

Quote from: vtlion on October 21, 2009, 02:32:34 PM
GS500E:
Hey, at least it's not a Buell

+1 hahaha

GS500E:
No, it is not a moped.

yamahonkawazuki · October 22, 2009, 02:44:54 AM

GS500E: It fits between my legs, and i know how to use it

or GS500E: my insurance is cheaper than yours

tussey · October 22, 2009, 01:24:24 PM

GS500E: Because sitting on naked twins never felt so good!

THANK YOU THANK YOU! I'll be here all night!

PachmanP · October 22, 2009, 06:03:45 PM

+1 for the GS500: Ride Naked esp if you actually have a nekkid lady on the bike in the pic

GSTwin: 'Cause you know Buddha has the part

GS500: 'cause in my day 500cc was a mid-sized bike

GS500F: Just a low-side away from naked

GS500: Why I can't date a fat chick

GS500: The guy said it was just like a GSX-R

GSTwin: When it's raining and you absolutely don't want to do homework.

yamahonkawazuki · October 23, 2009, 12:16:57 AM

Tussey, that kicked ass. i want to make a tshirt of this. can i get your permission?

tussey · October 25, 2009, 10:05:02 AM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 23, 2009, 12:16:57 AM
Tussey, that kicked ass. i want to make a tshirt of this. can i get your permission?

of course! As long as you post pics!

yamahonkawazuki · October 26, 2009, 04:29:07 AM

But of course

O.C.D. · October 26, 2009, 11:01:14 AM

GS500:

Costs less than a Honda and it might just outrun it!

I swear its my first bike!

Don't worry, I'll meet you later.

Because you need a license to ride it.

Because saving for a real bike means more.

Dj Hunny · October 26, 2009, 01:21:57 PM

+1 for 'ride naked'

+1 'Hey, at least it's not a Buell' and

+1 'love, hate, love to hate it'

PuddleJumper · October 26, 2009, 02:49:10 PM

"I'd let you ride it, But I'm afraid the power might underwhelm you."

PJ

Bluesmudge · October 27, 2009, 04:30:01 PM

GS500: Give me 30 reasons not to own one.

TheDrunknmonky · October 28, 2009, 05:23:29 PM

GS500 - It's not the size, it's how you use it

jeremy_nash · October 31, 2009, 07:59:05 AM

gs500
will outrun your riced-out civic! at the same price as your exhaust!!

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