Quote from: jestercinti on March 22, 2013, 12:37:39 PM
Grammar is important.

Capital letters are the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"

Well said. Never thought of it that way. would rather help my uncle Jack off a horse versus helping uncle jack off a horse lol

Is that what yanks do? Jack off horses or help family members jack off animals?

Quote from: jestercinti on March 21, 2013, 06:35:12 AM

Quote from: Electrojake on March 20, 2013, 08:05:28 PM
Um... jseter,
About putting your fist through this door...
You been drinking on an empty stomach again?     

Intimidating, isn't it EJ?  I'll let you ponder that one for a while.

Here ya' go Jester. Find yourself a glazier while I "ponder" your post.  -

Quote from: slipperymongoose on March 22, 2013, 07:02:41 PM
Is that what yanks do? Jack off horses or help family members jack off animals?

naah thats the aussie thing , i mean yall drink piss. err are on the piss etc.  gotta love aussie slang.  like uk slang. its like if i told someone i was going to smoke a faggot, ( may have it in wrong context) id be going to have a cigarette.) yet using us slang, would mean a homosexuals life was in danger.

Yes u had the correct slang meaning Yamma. In Australia we had lollies called fags they were mini sugar cigarettes with a red end so it looked like it was lit. Now they call em fads

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on March 22, 2013, 08:21:43 PMits like if i told someone i was going to smoke a faggot,

Only Poofters smoke faggots. Unless you are in the US then you can smoke them with your 45

Quote from: codajastal on March 22, 2013, 10:17:49 PM

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on March 22, 2013, 08:21:43 PMits like if i told someone i was going to smoke a faggot,

Only Poofters smoke faggots. Unless you are in the US then you can smoke them with your 45

cigarettes. not sure if its nancy boy, fags or faggots which one meqans a cigarette. my mind is not doing good right now. been rough  have a long day tomorrow. go to work @ 9am, leave at 3pm, go to north carolina and to casino. friend is paying it all. so i say why not. plus either get to ride in the maserati or the bmw 740 ( 2010 ttv8 lol) love those cars. have driven the maserati over the last few years. i cant legally drive the bmw. but i can in parking lot @ harrahs. then we get home @ midnight. so i will sleep well for the first time in ages methinks

Cigarettes have accumulated a variety of nicknames such as "smokes", "butt", "square" (from the shape of the box), "cigs", "ciggies", "stogs", "stogies", "stokes", "snouts", "tabs" (especially in NE England), "loosey" (a single cigarette), "backwards", "bogeys", "boges", "gorts", "ciggy wiggy dilly's", "darts", "refries" (already used cigarettes being relit and smoked), "straights" (for factory rolled ones), "dugans" (especially in NYC), "hairy rags", "hausersticks", "jacks", "joes" (taken from the "Camel Joe", an old Camel Cigarettes mascot), "grits", "grants" (A common phrase used for asking someone for a cigarette is "Can you grant me a grant?"), "tailies" (short for "tailor made", only in New Zealand) and "fags" (the term "nancy boy" is used more commonly in the United Kingdom and Australia, whereas in the United States and Canada, it is primarily a derogatory term for a male homosexual). Cigarettes have also attracted somewhat fatalistic nicknames related to their effect on the smoker's health, such as "coffin nails", "cancer sticks", "lung darts", "Sweet cancer", "gaspers" or even "black lungs" in terms of the "smoker". In Australia, cigarettes are sometimes called "Doogans" or "Durries". A relatively new term emerged with the release of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones after Obi-Wan Kenobi was offered a "death stick" in a nightclub, even though the 'death sticks' were some form of glowing liquid rather than anything smokable. Self-rolled cigarettes are called "rollies", in the UK they are called "ronnies", "prison rolls"(which are particularly thin, as tobacco needs to be used sparingly) and "gyppo fags".

Too much reading

never too much reading, could always read this site lol
www.gstwin.com

For a Saturday that's too much reading

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on March 22, 2013, 11:05:54 PM
Cigarettes have accumulated a variety of nicknames such as "smokes", "butt", "square" (from the shape of the box), "cigs", "ciggies", "stogs", "stogies", "stokes", "snouts", "tabs" (especially in NE England), "loosey" (a single cigarette), "backwards", "bogeys", "boges", "gorts", "ciggy wiggy dilly's", "darts", "refries" (already used cigarettes being relit and smoked), "straights" (for factory rolled ones), "dugans" (especially in NYC), "hairy rags", "hausersticks", "jacks", "joes" (taken from the "Camel Joe", an old Camel Cigarettes mascot), "grits", "grants" (A common phrase used for asking someone for a cigarette is "Can you grant me a grant?"), "tailies" (short for "tailor made", only in New Zealand) and "fags" (the term "nancy boy" is used more commonly in the United Kingdom and Australia, whereas in the United States and Canada, it is primarily a derogatory term for a male homosexual).

Cigarettes have also attracted somewhat fatalistic nicknames related to their effect on the smoker's health, such as "coffin nails", "cancer sticks", "lung darts", "Sweet cancer", "gaspers" or even "black lungs" in terms of the "smoker".

In Australia, cigarettes are sometimes called "Doogans" or "Durries".
A relatively new term emerged with the release of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones after Obi-Wan Kenobi was offered a "death stick" in a nightclub, even though the 'death sticks' were some form of glowing liquid rather than anything smokable.

Self-rolled cigarettes are called "rollies", in the UK they are called "ronnies", "prison rolls"(which are particularly thin, as tobacco needs to be used sparingly) and "gyppo fags".

Oh god not more reading I've just been to a library

It's not just reading... It's an assignment given by Yama.
Now go do your homework.

BTW: Its a lot better than talking about masturbating a horses pen!s. No 

EJ, you do have to admit that was funny...no?


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Lazy Sunday

That it is Slips, that it is.  Albeit 1:27am.

Good night.

I washed and polished out the scratches on my car today. I was going to wash my bike as well but ran out of daylight

got back from harrahs. ( something i didnt have to pay for so why not. was invited and funded so hey i enjoyed it. ) lost my ass lol. until i played some poker. then left @ a profit. the ride in the 740 was FUN. that was one agile big car.

Which car? Of ped?