We're here jester mate. Ill pass on my advice. When it comes to custody with kids remember it's what's best for the kids and leave your personal emotions with your ex at the door. The sooner you both do that and can work together (easier said then done I know trust me) the easier the whole affair becomes. Luckily laws in Australia have changed to recognize that both parents are needed and only in severe cases is sole custody awarded.

eh Slips ... seeing as you a railway wrench monkey...

heard on local ABC radio this morning... $60m to be spent on sydney and south coast maintenance sheds/yards .... which afterwards will be known as...... "Maintenance Centres Of Excellence" .... (very Bill and Ted!!) .... the reasoning is it will be State of the Art equipment, experience levels and training facilities/methods ....

jealous??  .. lmao....

bet QLD bogans dont get tagged up with Maintenance Centres Of Excellence!!! ... you lot just have 'tin sheds where the bits go' and 'that shed over there' dontcha??

on a serious note... what kind of monkey did they let loose in the alphabet bag o letters to come up with the title??!!

bet some of the older blokes in these MCOE are gonna be wearing 'that odd smile/grimace' every time they read the name... bahahahahahahah

maybe thats it though... the acronym.... "Unit 5434 enroute to the MCOE!" ... sounds ever so kewl!!! 

Interesting...
You Aussies can type just like you talk. Fascinating.

I'll be back after I translate that train-wreck of the English language in the post above.

  cheeky bugger!!! ...  ...

Slips will get it!! ..

BTW ... you dropped ya Badge!!  

We beat you to it years ago janx where I work has been called a centre of excellence since the upgrade we got in the 90's

Makes me think Chopper Read was an English teacher over there, eh? 

Quote from: slipperymongoose on April 21, 2013, 08:40:36 PM
We beat you to it years ago janx where I work has been called a centre of excellence since the upgrade we got in the 90's

well sheeeeeit!!  ... and here i thought down here was being all 'wanky' .... bahahahaha

Quote from: Electrojake on April 21, 2013, 09:05:51 PM
Makes me think Chopper Read was an English teacher over there, eh? 

eh!?!?... Chopper is an Aussie!!.. not a bloody POM!!!!... 

Quote from: Electrojake on April 21, 2013, 09:05:51 PM
Makes me think Chopper Read was an English teacher over there, eh? 

Hey dont dis Uncle Chop Chop or he will cut you ears off.

its not the cutting off.... its what he makes you do after that ...... 

Hammer your kneecaps?

no.... i..... i can't say .... its all too vivid!! 

No, no... I didn't mean a teacher in (or from) England. 

Never mind. Didn't mean to stir up a hornet's nest. Carry-on. I'll just watch.

(looks up in the air over EJ head...) ... heheheeh .. bit like an aeroplane really!!.. zoooooooom!! 

I like aeroplane jelly! Aeroplane jelly for me

Confused.  Please enlighten me fellow Aussie's.

Quote from: jestercinti on April 22, 2013, 12:33:48 PM
Confused.  Please enlighten me fellow Aussie's.

Jester,
They only speak in the "local" dialect. 

We got em confused release the drop bears!!!!!!

A drop  bear is an elaborate hoax by Australians to scare tourists.

At BW3s typing up an interim Financial and Parenting Agreement.

Quote from: jestercinti on April 22, 2013, 05:00:19 PM

A drop  bear is an elaborate hoax by Australians to scare tourists.

That's exactly what most tourists "think"