I know the truth.


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No you do not Jester
http://australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear
http://kelsgonebush.com/2012/11/01/beware-of-the-drop-bear/
If you are planning on back packing around Australia I'm sure you would have done your research on the dangers that you could face out in the Aussie bush. For those of you who have not read up on the local wild life , apart from crocs , buffalo and kangaroos with major attitude problems, you also need to be aware of the vicious Drop Bear ... If you have not done your research properly , please read on ...




The top warning sign is a bit blurry – the important bits you need to know are :

- Walk quietly through the bush

- Avoid sleeping or parking your car under trees ( or the drop bears may land directly on top of you )

- Dab Vegemite behind each ear and around camp site to deter Drop Bears (they hate the smell of Vegemite)

So you have been warned – beware the Aussie Drop Bear , one of our top ten dangerous animals ( We also have the Bunyip , Hoop snakes and Yowies )

See, I knew it was true.
Cods is a "real" Australian. He knows because he has lived it.

Um... ever been snipe hunting jester? 

Heart is racing had a close brush with the boys in blue

SCORED THIS OFF GUMTREE

They gave me a choice of tanks for $150 so I got this one
Apparently the damage to this one is the missing rubber stoppers in the last photo
It is otherwise brand new

Barefoot taking pictures?

I only ever wear shoes at work or on the bike otherwise I am the barefoot bandit lol


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Quote from: codajastal on April 22, 2013, 09:14:14 PM
I only ever wear shoes at work or on the bike otherwise I am the barefoot bandit lol


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afaik hes in police custody

The Arab In The Italian Nursing Home





An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.

After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.

How do you like it here?" asked the grandson"

It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said Grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you,since you are a little different from everyone."

Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.

"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro!

There is a judge in here - he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor.

There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor!

And me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The Fukking Arab.

That's what my tank looked like before I reprinted it

I'm so confused 

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

Local Dialect EJ...

Bahahahah... Cods and cbrfxr ...  ... Very good both of you! .. Bahahhhanaha

Apparently new law in Qld that you no longer have to wear a helmet on a push bike for religious reasons e.g a turban

Quote from: slipperymongoose on April 23, 2013, 03:51:48 PM
Apparently new law in Qld that you no longer have to wear a helmet on a push bike for religious reasons e.g a turban

That's A Fully Sikh law!!!!! Bahahahahhaha

Quote from: Janx101 on April 23, 2013, 04:00:03 PM

Quote from: slipperymongoose on April 23, 2013, 03:51:48 PM
Apparently new law in Qld that you no longer have to wear a helmet on a push bike for religious reasons e.g a turban

That's A Fully Sikh law!!!!! Bahahahahhaha

There goes common sense

Quote from: cbrfxr67 on April 23, 2013, 02:33:35 PM
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

The question that needs to be answered here is. . .
Are there Red Necks in Ohio?