Quote from: slipperymongoose on May 16, 2013, 01:12:15 AM
.............................. I mean look how much I suck

TMI my friend, TMI

With videos Yamma mate haha

FART

Oh, Ej, the gauge for the city's new tram system is British Standard Gauge.  Um, what's that, like 4 foot 8.5 inches. Yeah, we rock the standard....

So that's standard gauge then. Cool thought it looks very standard.

You know why British standard gauge is that size? ... Do you want to know? 

Oh yeah, no more push starting for me! 

EJ, you got your Powerball ticket?  Big money.

If I win the lottery, y'all ain't never gonna see or hear from me again.  Some addictions, LPW included, can be broken with enough money and fame.  My name will be in lights someday.  All the ladies will be screaming "Jester, Jester, Jester!"

Call it a pipe dream, call it a Black Swan, call it what you will.  It will happen some day.

Quote from: Janx101 on May 17, 2013, 03:49:16 AM
You know why British standard gauge is that size? ... Do you want to know? 

Yes I do. Please tell me

Ah, the standard gauge of 4 feet, 8 & 1⁄2 inches.
Janx... Is it the width of a horse's a$s? Or was it a horse-v@gina?

Jester, Power Ball? No. I didn't buy crap, (yet).
If I win the $600,000,000.00 prize, I plan to put heated grips on all the motorbikes in Ohio.

And finally...
I learned two things from peteGS today...
1.) That gluing broke magnets together is indeed possible.
2.) Incredibly short YouTube videos are always fun to watch.

BTW: What have you Aussies done with Cods? Or is it some sort of secret.  ? ? ?

EJ is right ... Horses arse ...kinda ..

First British railway carriages designed off previously existing horse carriage wheel spacing... But that wheel spacing designed off previously existing grooves for carriage/chariots that the Romans built into their roads when they were busy conquering Europe waaaaay back in the day .... That wheel spacing on the chariots (war type) was deemed to be the most stable with the 2 horse pulling team the Romans also wanted for speed and endurance ... So the grooves were spaced to accommodate the war chariots ( and most chariots were eventually all that spacing) ... 2 horses ass is wider than the wheel track when in the pulling harnesses .. But the wheel track was also setup to run between each horses hooves on each side ... Horse usually wont straddle over over too many obstructions .. Leaving clearer path for wheels....

So is born the railway spacing

I called the c@%t out every time I stuck one of my vids up here miraculously dislikes start rocking up on it. And guess who was online on the forum when that happened? And using my analytics I drill down to where they were coming from and guess what? South east Queensland. So who do I know in south east Qld that is on the forum and has a beef with me only 2 names pop up and only one of those ppl has been on here regularly since I put videos up. And magically since he has been away no dislikes on videos. Just clearly saying

Cods is a good guy, just takes things personally.

I, for one, am equal opportunity. I hate all of you fvckers.

Just wait till I have a camera. I will make epic Vlogs.


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Yep the spineless c@%t is hanging round I mention my vid and boom few seconds later guess what 5 dislikes arrive GET f%&ked YOU f%$king c@%t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR BETTER YET HAVE THE BALLS TO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT YOU DONT HAVE ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT CARE WHO IT IS ANYMORE GET f%&ked EAT shaZam! AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A f%$king TRUCK ON YOU BIKE WITH YOUR FAMILY WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay children if i have to stop this minivan, yall arent getting a f%$king happymeal k?
btw for our anticlockwise toilet flushing neighbours, heres a TRUE australian road "train"

Stop the minivan Yamma!!!!!!!!! This c@%t can eat shaZam! and die! What have I done? Nothing. Nothing ever to anyone ever!

But cool vid we get stuff like that all the time search for mega truckers on YouTube and watch them move a few of our locos over a mountain range and over to west Australia.

Quote from: jestercinti on May 17, 2013, 03:48:52 PM
Cods is a good guy, just takes things personally.

I, for one, am equal opportunity. I hate all of you fvckers.

Just wait till I have a camera. I will make epic Vlogs.

Fuk-you Jester. You love us all. Admit it! We are the international dysfunctional family that warms your heart.   

BTW: Janx... I didn't know you were a rail-fan. Interesting!

Interestingly enough the two industries that are expanding in Queensland are the ports and the railways.

OMG this is painful to read. i thought typing ghetto was circa 2009 onwards. this was back in teh day lol
http://www.thinkdigit.com/forum/software-q/12974-win-xp-mce-problem.html

Quote from: slipperymongoose on May 17, 2013, 06:57:31 PM
Stop the minivan Yamma!!!!!!!!! This c@%t can eat shaZam! and die! What have I done? Nothing. Nothing ever to anyone ever!

But cool vid we get stuff like that all the time search for mega truckers on YouTube and watch them move a few of our locos over a mountain range and over to west Australia.

never said you slips have done anything. if ANYBODY has done nothing it is mister. he brags about doing nothing and getting paid for it lol. love yall like a huge dysfunctional family. please dont piss off cods :cry:hes a good guy  like most of yall are . mister i think is eating viagra like candy and fapping to harley pornography. ( or whas that john?