Quote from: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 05:01:01 AM
Jesus should be your high janx

Don't need that crutch for life!... Never have!!

Lol I love throwing that line out there

Quote from: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 03:01:05 AM
Mythbusters is much better

Ice Road Truckers FTW!

Quote from: Electrojake on June 15, 2013, 04:02:39 PM

Tried, but my dad kept hitting the "home" button on the iPhone 4s.  He's not that technologically advanced.

I also can't drink rum any more after a night out years ago... scotch is the way forward 

I have been on legal age for 10 years now and yet to try jack Daniels. All because I can't drink spirits. But damn after watching mega factories jack Daniels I'm thirsty

Quote from: slipperymongoose on June 17, 2013, 03:23:16 PM
I have been on legal age for 10 years now and yet to try jack Daniels. All because I can't drink spirits. But damn after watching mega factories jack Daniels I'm thirsty

... in a rare moment of not actually having a stir! ... why cant drink spirits?.... medical or dont like it? ..

so just beer in total?... not even any West Coast Cooler?

At my formal after party I downed a half a bottle if bundy and since then spirits have never say well with me I havnt enjoyed drinking them. I can drink vodka and the odd Bacardi n lemonade but I have graduated to gin n tonic

half a bottle ... ? ... only half a bottle? ...   

watch out for that Gin though... i still drink it from time to time... just one with cheese and jatz or something... but i got wrecked hard on a bottle of Gin one night .. its bad karma .. well known for being the 'crying/maudlin drink' .. and while smashed i remembered a dog i used to have when i was a kid... that set me off... in the back of my head i was kinda watching and going WTF!? .. but i was all snot and tears about "poor ole 'Rusty', he was a good dog!" boooo hoooo hooo...  ... its weird!!!!

Mixed with other drinks like a noob I was it was my first time drunk. I also smoked a pack of winny reds and as a consequence smoking to me feels like someone is taking 30 grit sandpaper to the back of my throat so that's why I don't smoke. But that's probably a good thing anyways

ahhhh .. now it comes out... and a pack of winny reds... lol... harsh on a new throat! .. and mixed drinks too.... funny how its the bundy that gets remembered though eh!! .. spewin up bundy has its own particular edge! .. lol ..

ah well, think of all the money you savin! .. 

Good morning arse lovers...

Morning haemorrhoid!!! 

Quote from: mister on June 17, 2013, 04:55:11 PM
Good morning arse lovers...

LMFAO

If I didn't already love in Oz and had to migrate here, I wouldn't be allowed in. hmmmm.

Ps, love the sig line, cods.

Pps  think I'll go talk about knitting patterns now....

Hahahahahahahaha money hahahahahahahaha saving. Nah I'm
Gettin there I found expensive hobbies to take its place

well.... all the money you not wastin on spirits and tobacco then ... thereby allowing you to indulge in 'higher pursuits' 

More heated grips

mister is a clean machine. No dope, no booze, no tobacco or fried foods.
Yup.

I am not. I will die with a full stomach of tasty food and rare red meat.