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codajastal

#1800
July 17, 2013, 03:29:40 AM
Quote from: mister on July 17, 2013, 03:15:21 AM
So.... we rub chilly on the inside brim of a guy's hat at work. After a short while he begins to sweat, feels ill, is Convinced it's a workplace chemical. While he is laying in the sick bed he is reading through the MSDSs of the chems at work. Whoops, prank gone too far....
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
I am not interested in anything you have to say
Don't bother talking to me, I will not answer you

mister

#1801
July 17, 2013, 03:37:17 AM
Also rubbed it on the part of his glasses that touches his nose. Think he might be allergic to chilly hehehe
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Janx101

#1802
July 17, 2013, 03:47:12 AM
 :D ... Oooh you are a bad bastard sometimes mister!!

Poor shmo!! ... You nasty!

... Still funny but!

mister

#1803
July 17, 2013, 04:25:40 AM
He so needs to HTFU it ain't funny. But this was too funny. We fixed his hat while he was in sickbay. Cleaned his glasses without being seen. He still thinks it was workplace chems.  :icon_mrgreen:
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GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

slipperymongoose

#1804
July 17, 2013, 05:42:45 AM
Booooyahhhhhhhh 8 in a row!  :woohoo: :woohoo: :flipoff: :flipoff:
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

cbrfxr67

#1805
July 17, 2013, 10:34:56 AM
"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

slipperymongoose

#1806
July 17, 2013, 02:20:52 PM
The world is a better place
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Electrojake

#1807
July 17, 2013, 03:13:00 PM
You fukers are all mad.
There can be no other explanation.  :dunno_black:
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

slipperymongoose

#1808
July 17, 2013, 03:22:44 PM
Latest vid is taking off ish
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

codajastal

#1809
July 17, 2013, 05:42:06 PM
Call Up - Guys Over 60
This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!



I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing arse -backwards.

Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35..


For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.


Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are  normally  bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some arsehole   that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while..


An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-Buddha Loves You.


If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.


Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.


They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any press-ups after completing basic training.


Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.


An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.


These are all great reasons to keep   our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.


Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to   see is a couple million pissed off
old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.


HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes??

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
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Janx101

#1810
July 17, 2013, 05:54:19 PM
 :D :bowdown: :bowdown: :icon_lol:

yamahonkawazuki

#1811
July 17, 2013, 06:10:14 PM
Quote from: mister on July 13, 2013, 10:46:07 PM
I didn't go for a ride  :cry: On the plus side, finished a little project I've been working on :thumb:
you finally figured out how to work withoutlifting a hand Eh, betty? :cheers:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

slipperymongoose

#1812
July 17, 2013, 07:13:05 PM
Gone soft he has
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

jestercinti

#1813
July 18, 2013, 06:43:46 PM
23 hours of no post?

Better save this thread.
Bikeless and Broke at the moment...

slipperymongoose

#1814
July 18, 2013, 07:28:18 PM
I know I was drawing close to breaking my own rule
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Electrojake

#1815
July 18, 2013, 07:56:43 PM
For cry-sake Slips, every body knows you don't follow any rules.  :icon_rolleyes:
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

Janx101

#1816
July 18, 2013, 08:04:56 PM
he just calls it a rule ... cos he thinks its 12" .... but he got numerical dyslexia and gets his inches and cm mixed up!!  :flipoff:

slipperymongoose

#1817
July 18, 2013, 10:28:21 PM
Oh janx you funny fucker I got a present for you
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

mister

#1818
July 19, 2013, 04:21:14 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on July 17, 2013, 06:10:14 PM
Quote from: mister on July 13, 2013, 10:46:07 PM
I didn't go for a ride  :cry: On the plus side, finished a little project I've been working on :thumb:
you finally figured out how to work withoutlifting a hand Eh, betty? :cheers:

Why not at all, toe-rag  :flipoff:
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

slipperymongoose

#1819
July 19, 2013, 05:12:38 AM
Django, my new fav movie of 2012
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.
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