Yeah that's freaky shaZam! Cods... Lady Gaga goes gaga! Weirdo...

Quote from: slipperymongoose on August 09, 2013, 12:11:53 PM
*using the force to force janx into submission*

*wondering if slips knows about Hutt family ancestry*

*wonders if janx felt the butt plug last night cause it barely touched the sides.*

Don't post for a few days, and here is what we learn:

1.  The legend of Jester has, and will always live on.
2.  Cods is a crazy fvcker sometimes, but we love him for that.
3.  People from Illinois can lose weight too. Bboy, your GS will go faster too. Don't need an Adidas chain guard to add speed. You are light as a feather!

And I'm still batshit crazy as usual

My sister borrows a car from my cousin while she is in the US (lives in Portugal) for a month. Car was prefect a month ago.

Receive car back from said sibling. ODO 4,000 miles higher. Now needs $50 worth of fixing before it can be returned to my cousin.

3 burnt out lights, wiper blades, oil change, and a good cleaning.

Seriously???!!!

Your lucky there jester could have been a lot worse

Quote from: jestercinti on August 09, 2013, 10:30:36 PM
My sister borrows a car from my cousin while she is in the US (lives in Portugal) for a month. Car was prefect a month ago.

Receive car back from said sibling. ODO 4,000 miles higher. Now needs $50 worth of fixing before it can be returned to my cousin.

3 burnt out lights, wiper blades, oil change, and a good cleaning.

Seriously???!!!

My Grandmother always told me "Neither a lender nor a borrower be"

Craving a rare bleeding steak

I just ate a TimTam

Did you slam it?

.... Had a scotch fillet steak Sanger and seasoned chips for dinner earlier... Now lets see... Checklist ... M&M'S check, lamington check , custard check, forest berry jam check, grand marnier check , whipped double cream .. Check! ... It's Eton Mess time!! 

Went to the Sushi Train for dinner and then to Baskin & Robins for dessert :woohoo


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You may believe a man killed 7 flies with one blow.
And you may believe a man killed 7 giants with one blow.
But would you believe a man stopped a thousand charging rhinoceroses armed only with a mouth guard?
I did.

..... Nice! Cods .... 

Also just sipping on some of that 'new' liptons green gunpowder tea.... It's good!

Was the man with the mouthguard a Furian? ...

Btw ... Went to see The Conjuring last week .... Yawn! ...

But the promo reel.... NEW RIDDICK MOVIE COMING OUT!!!!! 

Yup, he was a Furian survivor 

The Missus is gonna be rolling her eyes again eh ...

When I watch Bourne I might have amnesia! , when I watch Jack Sparrow I could be a pirate! ... And when I watch RIDDICK ... All the knives get blunt cos I fudge the spin and drop them on the concrete 

... It's shameful really .... I'm not a Furian  .. I may however. .... Be delusional! 

Classic line: Did you know all your doors were locked - said by Riddick to the home owner, while shaving his head inside the house with the formally locked doors.

Public holiday Wedesday... gotta love it! Will not be going anywhere near the Ekka... in fact the closest I ever get to the Ekka these days is going to work... I ride right past it...

I'll pass on the germ infested cesspool known as the Brisbane Exhibition 

Another riddick coming out soon