Well if those two wanna call bs to what I'm saying and block or not look to what I have to back it up they deserve to be called f%$king clowns.

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.. The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some  really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'

The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit  of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what  the good news is.
The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few  really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've  brought you your share.' He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or  five crabs in it.

'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all  that ..... So what's the other possible good news?

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill  here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and  pull her up again!

Retro cocktail hour rocks... 

The greens can suck my left nut and make the right one jealous

Sweet Shot!

... and its a GS500

 

- Bboy

Interesting

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That's pretty cool .... Looks like just a tiny portion of a major fun road too!!

Great shot! In other news today's weigh in 96.5 kg down from 97.3 last week. Ill weigh in every Saturday. I've done nothing else except eliminate as much sugar from my diet as possible. The goal is under 20 grams a day. The real thing that im trying to eliminate is the fructose component of sugar.

But wait you say doesn't fruit contain fructose? Yes it does and when the whole fruit is consumed the fibre contained in the fruit offsets the negative poisoning effects of the fructose

Quote from: cbrfxr67 on August 16, 2013, 10:20:01 AM

And what the hell is this?
Damn outlaw bikers.

We're a hardcore bunch we are

Wife and I celebrating our wedding anniversary tonight. 25 years together and 16 years married )

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Happy anniversary then Cods! ...  woulda only been 15-20 for murder   

Yay Cods .... and it feels like only yesterday you met, doesn't it?

I remember the day like it was yesterday.
I cannot merder her now cause I would end upstuck with the kids

MURDER*

Can always put the kids into Foster care 

And because you have just mentioned it online too! ...

A properly washed and groomed child can bring a lot of $ on the slave market overseas though 

Nah I keep her around cause she cooks and cleans 

Cods...
Since your so good at domestics, perhaps I can ship you my own wife and kids.
Hell yeah, just think of all the riding time I'll have! 

Oh and while your at it, could you take the dog too? It's a Black Lab that likes to dry-hump furniture.
Please?