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#6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

Quote from: mister on September 20, 2013, 04:03:47 AM
Full moon....

Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own....

Just for you, Janx 

Just no pics Eh?, ive got that song on my playlist as well.  and a few others. my tastes are quite eccentric lol

Quote from: cbrfxr67 on September 20, 2013, 07:56:18 AM
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#6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

Hahahha .. Lucky he didn't drop a Benjamin! 

Was that tuuti fruity janx? Yeah I never paid attention to the lyrics lol. On other news I saw an interview with Jesse Ventura. f%$k me his old looks nothing like his predator days. Fark

yeah .. he's gone a bit wrinkly and grey

from this


to this

How many years though?

62 now apparently ... he was 36 in predator ...

and  .. i f%&ked up!! .. goddam memory!! ... found a YT of jesse quotes from the movie...

its not tutti frutti ...  .. its Long Tall Sally by Little Richard ...

as seen here ..

.. now im trying to remember what the hell movie i did watch that had tutti frutti in it... 

Attempting to Set A New Password:



Website: Sorry your password has expired - you must register a new one.
 
User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Website: No, you must get a new one.
 
User: OK, roses

Website: Sorry you must use more letters.

User: OK, pretty roses

Website: No good, you must use at least one number.

User: OK, 1 pretty rose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

User: OK, 1prettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

User: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

Website: Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

bahahahahah... good one!!

found the movie with Tutti Frutti

When was predator made? Thought it was 85? I know would have been shot 82-83ish or am
I wrong?

predator = '87 according to google

Holy f%$king shaZam!. How could he age so bad? He didn't go cook coo like Mickey rourke with plastic surgery did he?

ahhhh .. well now... he did a few things since then .. almost guaranteed to stress and age a chap ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Ventura#Political_career

Yeah I cbf reading that now lol later on

Quote from: codajastal on September 20, 2013, 05:20:21 PM
Attempting to Set A New Password:

reminds me of setting up my Hotmail acct back in 2003 immediately before setting up my planetside acct and gstwin acct.  name selection, randomnameThoma ( were sorry that name already is being used. pleaser pick an0other name. alrighty then, I use my full name FML, : were sorry that name is already used.  please pick another name. ok ( full name plus street on which ancestral home in Germany was located,  Were sorry that name is already being used. please pick another name. ¿WTF? final attempt of night. I was nearly out of jack daniels. final attempt was pickaname SUCCESS afaik I still have htat acct lol. cant remember pw tho. this was in the days od dial up. and 56k warnings on the twin here.

Bloody jebus yamma lol

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Quote from: cbrfxr67 on September 20, 2013, 07:56:18 AM
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#6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

Hahahha .. Lucky he didn't drop a Benjamin! 

I walked into advanced auto parts other week. I look down and find a dollar. im thinking now my broke arse isn't so broke anymore. I figure wth ill keep looking, sure enough I find a 20  I kept looking. I waited for a half hour to see if anyone came looking for missing money. no one did. I bought dinner. but I kept 21 from my pay following day on me in case I overheard of someone losing said amount. I do have a conscience.

Quote from: slipperymongoose on September 21, 2013, 12:36:59 AM
Bloody jebus yamma lol

For some odd reason it wouldn't allow "pornographicenterprisesofclinton".

That's just censorship

She took a puff but didn't inhale