Yes cods, I did sing it.

Slips, don't be a hater. Our men in blue are here to serve and protect. In America we have this show called cops with drugged out peeps up to no good. I hear at least 1 "don't raze me bro.." Per episode.

Quality entertainment if you ask me. Caught a marathon the other day.

Ahh ... Just random stuff then .. 

I've never thought of the popo as the enemy ... Even when they pull me over  ... It's been for a reason .. Even if it's just a RBT .... They do their job ... I do my job ... It's all good... 

Seen some of the force do some hectic things to help people/save lives/deal with a real bad situation .. Had a few relatives in the job over the years ...

I know there are bad ones out there... No avoiding that! ... But hey ... Bad people all over the place!

Like bikies.... Those big, hairy, smelly, hog riding, loud mouth, bad looking dudes that ride in huge packs.....

A chapter of one of the well known gangs pulled up beside my Grandma on a empty road in Northern NSW one time.... Changed her tyre .. Supplied a bottle of water ... Made sure she was ok .. And escorted her into the next little town .. Then checked the air in the squashy spare tyre ... Gave her a collection of smiles and waves ... And returned to being badasses! Lol 

The attitudes of everyone else makes a difference...

Cept the Chinese ... I don't trust those sneaky bastards!! 

*Generally* the coppers are the good guys, agreed... after my yellow light ticket incident though... still peeved about that because there's no leniency when you have good reasons for increasing your safety margin any more... 

But yeah, the cops who came when I got held up at knife point many years ago were good, as were the pair who came around when our front door got kicked in a little while back... and the rest of the tickets I got over the years were my own damn fault.

I hate the traffic nazi ones

I am a secret (well was secret) undercover cop. So nya! Y'all have had your shenanigans reported 

Ruh Roh Raggy... Hope I didn't confess to anything in here 

- Bboy

Care factor - 0


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Well, I care people.  Jester is here to be the sounding board for all of your LPW needs.

Can I have an a major please then jester

Maj. please

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

¡ lol !

Looks like a big traffic blitz on statewide today

If I was forced into the choice...
I'd probably rather get pulled over by a Jester, than a traffic officer.

Not as think as you drunk I am ociffer!

Quote from: slipperymongoose on September 25, 2013, 04:44:13 PM
Looks like a big traffic blitz on statewide today

see!!.. you've stirred them up now!! .. they be after yo ass!! ... look forward to a bazillion traffic stops !! 

Well fvck me gently with a chainsaw people. It's 10:49pm, and I'm almost ready for bed.

Got my Atari video garmin' in, ready to watch some Law and Order!

They can suck the fumes from my Bmw exhaust

They don't call me 12 inch pianist cause I have a midget piano player.

you: occifer, can I play with your gun??
officer: no
you: sorry I just wanted to see if the one I had in my car was larger