What did the grape say when he got stepped on?









He let out a little wine.
heehee

Hahahahahaa

I love these!!! 

... and how do you catch an ordinary duck? ....











U neek up on it too!


Nice one cbr!

What's blue and smells like red paint?












blue paint.

Hahaaaaa!

What's brown and sticky?















A stick!

What's green and looks like a red bucket?






A green bucket!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?











A fsh

speaking of dad jokes,
" a nun, an athiest, a jew, a mormon, a horse, a dog, AND a parrot walk into a bar,  bartender looks at this monley group and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
Aaron

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?









Virgin Mobile

Hahahahahah aaaah these are gold!

What do you call a deer with no eyes?




No eye deer...

LOL    Oooo that reminds me of one I know...

Redneck fella gets pulled over and the officer says, "Do you have any ID?" And the fella says,






"I D 'bout what?"

Hahahahahahahhahaha love it!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?






Still no eye deer...

Lol. ..

On the subject of offbeat humour ... I invite you to hire,Netflix,Google or otherwise search out. .. Guest House Paradiso. 

A symphony of black humour situations. .

And it starts with a motorbike scene!

Hahahah Bottom on the big screen, watched the trailer on Youtube... yeah that'll be a classic!

Yeah same actors

The candle scene cracks me up every time!

I gotta find it and watch it somehow...

third day,  Keeping threads going 

Been watching Mike and Molly from start to finish (on 5th season now)... very funny !

My neighbor's internet is too spotty for Netflix  Don't worry, she's been my friend for 19 years and gave me the password 

Quote from: ShowBizWolf on May 27, 2016, 12:24:23 AM
Been watching Mike and Molly from start to finish (on 5th season now)... very funny !

My neighbor's internet is too spotty for Netflix  Don't worry, she's been my friend for 19 years and gave me the password 

My neighbours internet is too spotty for Netflix too.

We're not friends though. In fact we hate each other. Probably because something keeps on making his printer print 100 black pages once a week. It ain't me.

Although idiots should f%$king secure their WiFis if they don't want bad shaZam! to happen...