this thread is too funny :lol:

I just went to a sportsbike message board and it seems like women are constantly pulling them over and ... after they pop a wheelie.  One woman even complained about women flirting with her from their car (I guess she couldn't tell through through the helmet).  So I guess it does happen... but you wouldn't know it from this thread.  I really appreciate how the GSers seem to think a woman should like them for their personality and aren't interested in the dumb slutty girls.  Very cool.

ya, like it or not, even my super sweet, looking for a nice guy girlfriends get wet over crazy ass biker guys. i sent one girl a pic of my bike and she goes "oh, that's cute. something to learn on till you move up to a better bike?"

hehe. i think i'm movin up to a duc next for this very reason. hot bike with a hot name.

Quote from: conflicttheoristI just went to a sportsbike message board and it seems like women are constantly pulling them over and ... after they pop a wheelie.

I would put that into the category of "exaggeration."  Perhaps even the subset better known as "lying."  AKA:

Quote from: conflicttheoristokay, I think that is a good point about some having prefeerences for cruisers and others for sports bikes.  I always feel like the unfaired GS doesn't impress either camp, but does get general motorcycle points.  Is it just about looking cool then?  Does anybody have any "motorcycle ho" experiences with the GS?  Don't get grossly specific, but I'm seriously wondering whether the GS can be a chick magnet.

Well, Mr. BBY had an '89 GS500, and I found him to be extremely attractive on it...

Then again, we were already married when he bought it, so maybe that's no help.

Not attractive:  Riding without a shirt, or in flip-flops, or in shorts, or without a helmet.  Rat bikes.  Burnouts and wheelies in town.  Foot dragging away from a light.  Stickers that say things like "No Fat Chicks," "Mustache Rides," or "Gas, Grass or Ass, Nobody Rides for Free."  Riders overheard at dining establishments bragging about doing a hundred on the freeway.  

Attractive:  Proper riding gear, with a little racing flavor:  nifty leathers (at least a leather jacket), not too new, proper boots, a slick helmet (it's like the veil on a belly dancer--the eyes speak volumes!).  Customization of the bike is well-executed (e.g., professional paint, not Wacky Pack stickers).  Competent, assured handling of the bike at all times.  A little self-effacing bench racing is OK:  "Well, sure, the guy was on a GSX-R 1000 Mladin replica; he'd have smoked me if we were on a straightaway, but...you know...the twisties..."

Hubba hubba!  

Girls are nice, and so are bikes, but for pretty different reasons.  I really don't think that the one should be used as 'bait' in order to attract the other.  Put simply, if getting girls is a major factor in why you ride a motorcycle, then you shouldn't be riding.  You're missing out on the whole point.

Bringing the front up constantly, riding like a jackass, etc. may succeed with some women, but it's ultimately time wasted, because you're using the bike to try and get girls, instead of what it's meant to do.  You don't whore out your girlfriend so you can get a better financing rate on that new 600RR, so why should you whore out your bike to get some chicks?

Ride the bike to have fun.  That being said, who gives a sh*t if it gets chicks or not?

Quote from: JamesG
Girls are impressed if you have a personality, can hold a converation, and have decent personal hygine in addition to riding a bike.

Yeah those are the ones that you want to marry, but in the mean time...... :lol:

Quote from: BlueByYoua slick helmet (it's like the veil on a belly dancer--the eyes speak volumes!).

great idea Ar5enal, I was wondering how I was going to afford my track bike, now i just need another girlfriend and I can move up to a 600.   :lol:  :lol:
 I have found that there are two kinds of girls that are impressed by bikes; 1 the dumb ones. these are good for a quickie every now and then.  2 the smart cool ones that are really impressed by out of state plates and a dirty bike, ( the farther away you are from your home state the better it works.) these ladies normally are riding themselves or have boyfriends that are riders.
THE BEST PICK UP LINE EVER it got me a free dinner in Kansas:" yeah it's just a 500 but it's fast enough to get speeding tickets.  hey I wanted a cruiser but when i saw the milliage numbers I bought her. what kind of milliage do you get?"  ( 14-15 usually, running about 80)  oh, wow I get about 60 running 80.   (yeah but mine is sooo much more comfortable.)  really?  you want to bet dinner on it? ( yeah shure )  ok have a sit.  (wow this is soo comfortable, i feel so intune with her like she just wants to go............) to make a short story over, the end.

I almose forgot, as some of you with the size issues, the only thing you have to worry about is your GVWR.  :mrgreen:

My wife likes me in my Joe Rocket jacket, she says it makes me look like Mad Max.

I think the gear makes you look good. So why not wear it

Chicks will dig it...    LOL

"gas grass or ass; nobody rides for free"

that's genius. it's like this time i went to the brewer's game. these dudes and all these hotties were partying next to us pre-game. they get sauced up and come over and go "dude, we got it all. fun bags, clits, and baseball mits. what's a better way to spend a saturday."

i couldn't help but agree. sorry for the vulgarity just thought i'd share  :kiss:

Quote from: davipugreat idea Ar5enal, I was wondering how I was going to afford my track bike, now i just need another girlfriend and I can move up to a 600.   :lol:  :lol:

:lol:  Nice.  Make sure you tell her it was my idea!  

#1 by not referring to them as chicks or thinking that the ability to lift the front wheel will make them fall all over you.

then again what do I know I've been married for almost 10 years.

jake

if you want to impress girls than you bought the wrong bike

girls are interesed in fast, good looking, shiny, chromed bikes......not many girls are into how you corner your bike....so if you want to get the girls get a nice "bling bling" gixxer

"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, its usually something unusual."

     

Sorry.  Couldn't help myself.  But can anyone identify the source of that quote?

Smooth Dave

Quote from: SmoothDaveSorry.  Couldn't help myself.  But can anyone identify the source of that quote?

Smooth Dave

"Lee Harvey. You are a madman. When you stole that cow? And your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you, cowboy."

the best way to impress chicks is to be rich.  money is attractive.